You are 10,000 times more likely to die from drinking water than from getting an mRNA vaccine!
Around 500,000 deaths per year from water versus less than 50 per year (possible) from the vaccines.
mRNA vaccines also prevent millions of cancer deaths annually by blocking HPV-related cancers.
Markwayne Mullin's Departure Allows Tommy Tuberville to Secure Title of Dumbest Senator
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From Ren:
Eric Trump Calls Ayatollah’s Son an Incompetent Moron who Only Got Position Through Nepotism
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That's not the American way, Mark...real freedom means everyone should be able to choose their own time. If nothing else it would solve the problem of being late to work.
Yeah, but a lot of us have devolved into lesser life forms...
So, how many people did you save today by not voting?
Hey, I hate cars, so why don't we just ignore them when crossing the highway?
Such an important topic, and one so unnecessarily coincident with shame...thank you for bringing your light on this.
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Markwayne Mullin Now Romantically Linked to Corey Lewandowski
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Nation’s Dogs Celebrate Noem’s Firing
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Americans Support Sending Stephen Miller to Iran
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Trump Boasts That International Criminal Court in The Hague Has Invited Him to Receive Award
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“Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that.”
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Barron Trump Bursts Into Tears After Podiatrist Finds No Sign of Bone Spurs
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Welcome to 1984
Iran Drops Unredacted Epstein Files Over U.S.
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Bondi Fires DOJ Employee After Finding Copy of Constitution on his Desk
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Video Reveals Trump’s Sexual Misconduct With Children
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I think you're way too optimistic...
That's not really a question...the answer is NOTHING.
After Redactions Trump’s State of the Union to be Seventeen Seconds Long
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Kash Patel Rushed to Hospital After Suffering Trauma of Flying Coach
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You cannot have "more democracy" if your actions keep on enabling less democracy...or none at all. We are nearly at that stage now. If we expect candidates who perfectly align with our views, we will always be disappointed.
Marc, The Washington Post is now a purveyor of the darkness in which democracy dies...you are the shining torch which keeps the embers lit. If we survive this dark age, you deserve the Nobel Peace Prize!
While I agree, I don't think this is where we should spending our energy. Get rid of her...or any of the other criminals running our government...and she will just be replaced by someone just as horrid. Hey, we stopped Matt Gaetz and got Pam Bondi...not exactly a "victory"
They understand, they just don't give a fuck. If only those "justices" could be ejected for perjury...
Sorry to disagree with you, Big G...but only in unity is there ever any true justice.
Justice only for "one" is justice for none.
Or, as MLK put it:
"Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere."
Credible??? Only to the brain dead.
I he speaks three words, he contradicts himself twice...
We were "like a democracy" before...now there is not even the slightest resemblance.
