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He/Him, Welcome to my webbed page FFXIV: Bulk Slabhead, Bad Tank Extraordinaire

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Damn son how’s it feel to have had a shitty take like 26 years ago?

14.03.2026 20:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey if any of you want to pay me to write your video game, I love to write video games and am quite good at writing video games. You should pay me to write your video game

14.03.2026 18:31 πŸ‘ 557 πŸ” 133 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 5

Also fucking amazing soundtrack

14.03.2026 19:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is a phenomenal game that I cannot recommend enough. One of the coolest games in this genre with an excellent storyline that I did not expect at all when I picked it up.

Truly got it for the car customization, then was enamored with the plot

14.03.2026 19:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Winnie the Pooh turned into plants

Winnie the Pooh turned into plants

Annihilation (2018)

14.03.2026 16:23 πŸ‘ 813 πŸ” 142 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 5

is that good

14.03.2026 19:30 πŸ‘ 176 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0

Youtube thumbnails from ancient times

14.03.2026 19:05 πŸ‘ 1336 πŸ” 448 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

stranger of paradise: final fantasy origin and the dlc are on sale on steam for a pretty deep discount, if you haven't played the greatest game ever made it's an excellent distraction while everything goes to hell

14.03.2026 14:55 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Me appealing a rude label and calling aaron rodericks a pedophile because he's a pedophile

Me appealing a rude label and calling aaron rodericks a pedophile because he's a pedophile

14.03.2026 17:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Like just set the fucking privileges for the service account to be able to complete the task!!!

14.03.2026 15:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Another flavor of alert I love to see is β€œclient’s IT team was too stupid to set up proper service accounts to run recurring SQL tasks so the service account needs to authenticate to a random admin’s account to perform the necessary actions.” This isn’t even a hard thing to set up lmao

14.03.2026 15:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey @aaron.bsky.team retire bitch

14.03.2026 15:32 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Like realistically Shitdick McDumbass shouldn’t be authenticating from two countries at once on a Saturday because he decided work life balance is dogshit and is logged into his work email on his personal cellphone and uses NordVPN to authenticate from Norway to jack off on pornhub

14.03.2026 15:24 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

People should stop doing things that trigger tickets today so I can play video games instead of working imo

14.03.2026 15:22 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Mittens looking extremely cute showing his tummy

Mittens looking extremely cute showing his tummy

The Morning Mittens

14.03.2026 15:20 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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this too, is caves of qud

13.03.2026 21:39 πŸ‘ 99 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

Iran

14.03.2026 14:18 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Rook Marathon 2026

Rook Marathon 2026

When it's time to be a Problem

14.03.2026 12:45 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s a shame they couldn’t do it as faithfully as they wanted. But the changes made were by and large the right call and they captured lightning in a bottle in a way that has been chased after and failed for decades since.

14.03.2026 12:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

yeah i bet those videos will cause reputational damage being as how they’re videos of a stupid fuck talking idiot bullshit

14.03.2026 12:26 πŸ‘ 646 πŸ” 55 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 3

The battle theme from Metaphor: Refantazio starts blaring when the waiter approaches with your plate, reaching a crescendo when it's slapped down in front of you

14.03.2026 12:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Mittens is screaming in the hallway like he's been murdered so I walk out and he flops on his back to present his belly to me, still screaming. So I pet him and he bites me. Fucker

14.03.2026 12:20 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Dark money group offers influencers $1,500 for posts attacking Chicago Democratic primary candidate Progressive House candidate Kat Abughazaleh told MS NOW the secretive campaign is β€œfilled with false and defamatory claims.”

EXCLUSIVE: A dark money group is offering influencers $1,500 for posts attacking Chicago Democratic primary candidate @katmabu.bsky.social

www.ms.now/news/kat-abu...

13.03.2026 14:27 πŸ‘ 5522 πŸ” 2199 πŸ’¬ 173 πŸ“Œ 362

I know it's a silly jokey joke, but people REALLY need to stop anthropomorphizing their boyfriends. "My boyfriend told me" your boyfriend didn't "tell" you anything. "My boyfriend thinks..." your boyfriend can't actually think or feel; just output a convincing simulation of it based on probability πŸ™„

14.03.2026 06:20 πŸ‘ 5439 πŸ” 892 πŸ’¬ 59 πŸ“Œ 37

I love to order breakfast in the midwest. The menu is like "oh this skillet comes with two eggs a biscuit and some hash browns and sausage gravy and meats, and what you actually get is 4 eggs and 3 lbs of breakfast

14.03.2026 12:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

you have to be a real low-life piece of shit to play Rook in Marathon, which is why I love it

14.03.2026 11:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fucking dying thinking about how we were in pinwheel earlier and heard someone on prox chat making spooky ghost sounds an found them and it was a fucking rook

14.03.2026 10:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Cat just woke me up when I was very close to falling back asleep and I might just get out of bed and play marathon all fucking day

14.03.2026 10:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Had this happen on a rook run. Walked up to a room I heard shooting in and everyone was dead save for one bot. Made out like a bandit lmao

14.03.2026 10:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So much useless death in the world

14.03.2026 08:41 πŸ‘ 88 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0