Alice LastName

I love week 1 of asynchronous courses! I get to talk about my dog again lmao

Me, but black beans.

The corn is making me giggle

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TRO I was listening to that video when walking Pip the other day and I wanted to yell into my phone GET OVER YOURSELF loud enough to cartoonishly rip the skin from his face and have it flap in the wind.

With your username and pfp I thought youd say "A common TikTok trend is biting your flocks ankles to get them in line and listening to commands really good"

Or turn it on and have a nap and pretend it's 2012 again

We had a bit of an infestation when we brought in fresh corn this summer. I escorted it to the living room so it wouldn't get stepped on by 90 pounds of Pip

@phantasmajones.net

Someone said overheard to me in a different post a week or two ago... what does it signify?

Makes me sad my state only has BJs, no Costcos for miles

I did it right before they deleted it wow

Snapchat endlessly sending me tbe 23-24 version of this was gonna make me eat some Radium

Solar beans and soypanels

I thought you meant vest wirginia

Environmental Science! :) Started with Accounting, realized I'd be bored out of my skull crunching nums all day, so began to pursue my passion of Animal Science, and realized Animal Science was more relating to Farm Animals and I was more interested in the forest animals, so swapped to Enviro Sci :)

"Surely the horse dewormer will heal sepsis" ~my mom, about 2 years ago, before shortly dying from sepsis.

This stupid fucking post gave me the biggest belly laugh in a while

How fast do you think we'd descend into anarchy if I said my vote was to get rid of money. Back to the barter system!

Alls I wanted to say was tell them it's the new norm and get them a bidet before it's too late lol

Haha I bet that baby gets bullied every day. Butt faceeeeeee 🥰

Difference between a chemist and a plumber is how they pronounce that word

I love baklava :)

Hey who you calling "regular" I'm just out here
Being "crazy"
And "wild"
And "a menace to society"
And "a silly goose"
Idk about you 😊

Thanks dad

I don't know fucking shit all about linux...but I do know it works on a PC. Wth

Was mentally prepared and then everyone cancelled ✌️💋✌️
1 misunderstood what I meant by bowling for new years. He thought I meant at like 2p, but I meant 10p-1a. Another got called in to work both of her jobs, so she'll be very tired, and third might still go, but will try and bribe him to cancel lol

Final form means he'll get down to half health and then run away like a little bitch only for your slow npc companion Sara to change into a literal goddess and kill him herself and take the rare loot he dropped and now you have to chase after her to get the loot back.

Not if his crusty ass won't leave mar a lago