Benjamin P

How Did Hands Evolve? The Answer Is Behind You.

How Did Hands Evolve? The Answer Is Behind You.
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/17/s...

Funny thing about time zones is that, technically, you die on two days at the same time.

MAGA is okay with tyranny as long as it appears to benefit them.

The tyranny they fear are social reforms that would benefit them but don't look like it eight away.

They're entitled and shallow. They don't think further than two weeks into the future.

On Sunday, let's remember that you're just as unique, just as special and just as weird and dumb as everyone else.
Don't judge. Don't do anything illegal.

Stalagtites have the word tit in their names and tits hang, so..

The Olympic Games and the FIFA World Cup must not be held in the USA.

If you're drunk and still feel hate, then you're a bad person.

Erasing inconvenient history doesn't undo it.

Shallow people will fall for it, because it only covers up and as long as it looks good, for them, it means that it is good.

Sad.

If more Democratic governors gerrymander, maybe the GOP will finally agree to a ban.

Of course, there has to be one final redistricting but make it fair.

It's Friday and time to review the last week.
It was shit.
Humans still hating, killing and harming each other in creative ways.
That just shows we are just highly evolved animals but still just stupid animals.
No other species kills or harms each other because of an imaginary friend in the sky.

I wish I knew some guy called Gavin.

Good job. Though I doubt that expanding from the USA to Canada constitutes as global.

Translation: it's never gonna happen.

Advice to these people (and me): create a password similar to that one song.
Downside: you are not allowed to ever mention that song or sing the lyrics ever again.

Will be spensing more time here again, since my twitter timeline is overwhelmingly full of evolution-deniers and MAGAts.
The supidity of some people is bad for my mental health. I'm losing faith in humanity.

*desperate

And all because Obama got a Nobel Peace Prize.

Attacking MAGA with logical arguments and criticising the lack of facts and evidence for anything they do is as ineffectice as threatening atheists with hell. Do better. Do something. Humiliate Trump in public.

Cool story, bro.

Don't you use grindr for that already?

MAGA are pedos.

Trump couldn't care less about any of this. He wants a Nobel Peace Prize because Obama got one. That's it.

Trump is desparate for a Nobel Peace Prize because Obama got one.
That's what this is about, nothing else.

He should lead by example.

Yeah, that's why I wrote if. There's a good chance this is just gonna be a show trial.

And if they have to set him free due to lack of evidence, they will blame it on "activist judges" and Biden's autopen.

I read they have a quota to fulfill.

Being a member of an authoritarian dictatorship's governing party is a backstabby kind of business. You can only kneecap your way up the ladder. Unless someone higher up in the foodchain accidentally falls out of a window. This makes for a toxic workplace experience.

So now he's not even gonna help the states that voted for him, anymore. Who would have seen that coming.

I guess he believes he is quite literally the leader of the free world. What a joke.