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My attitude about anti-fat culture in the Ozempic Age is that it's basically a "Human scientists find cure for the X-gene" storyline from an X-Men comic
If someone offered me a magic wand that could make me skinny, I'd break the wand in half and use the splintered sticks to gouge out their eyes
something's wrong here?? why aren't your arms being worshipped 😵
you have no idea how much this low income bitch requires a ton of hot silicone to shove inside herself 💜
cocks for our birthdays too please 😭
to your credit, you did excitedly rattle off so many things you knew about blue magic cards!! just hammers home you're just an excited little kid who needs her expensive toys looking after by grown ups
it's so smart of her, knowing her money's best spent on my pleasure ✨️ that's real magic
What do y'all be talking about. Isn't NTR the place that does the tiny desk concerts????
Commission for Mary~
Magic: the Gathering card Kinsbaile Aspirant from the Lorwyn Eclipsed expansion featuring art by Margaret Organ-Kean
Magic: the Gathering card Chomping Changeling from the Lorwyn Eclipsed expansion featuring art by Jeff Laubenstein
Magic: the Gathering card Shinestriker from the Lorwyn Eclipsed expansion featuring art by Ron Spencer
Magic: the Gathering card Flamebraider from the Lorwyn Eclipsed expansion featuring art by Pete Venters
My favorite thing about Lorwyn Eclipsed - by a lot - is just how many classic MTG artists they brought back for this one set.
It's incredible. A who's-who of 90s and early 2000s masters.
WotC has been great about getting these artists back over the years. This feels like the culmination of that.
Mira Bellwether is dead; long live Mira Bellwether. 3 years and an eternity to go. www.mirabellwether.com
aww, we'll have you 300% more caged in the new year 🥰 we'll see if you can stretch your tongue far enough past the limits of your muzzle to find my boots
stoic sphinx my beloved
and god does it suit you!!!
potentially impossible
An edit of a tumblr post. It reads; "How long till we get sent back to the mountains? like man i think it depends On the hopeful, and the cunning, and the faithful, the well positioned, filthy but graceful." This is a joke referencing Hopeful Assassins of Zeno by The Mountain Goats.
KISSING YOU
beyond excited for more of this!! 💜
an old tv screen with a list: a.scratch the itch b.change uniforms c.crawl along the floor in a disgusting manner, but adding “dream about me” bc it sounds like “anthems for a seventeen year old girl” by broken social scene
dream about me
love you too 💜
dw i'm appearing to her like the Ghosts of Nipples Future here! she'll break
aaaAaa A
get this girl some raisins and buttermilk stat 🚨
the correct answer is "i want ripley AND the xenomorph" btw
"i had my sexual awakening when i watched the movie Alien"
you're gonna have to be more specific because that could mean you have one of two types of attractions and one of them is way cooler than the other
That top down RTS pussy got me saying "at once" "very well" "moving there now" "as you command"
huffy princess stumbles over knight's profile (shush, why were *you* at the devil's sacrament) and can't possibly stoop to swiping right or admitting her feelings and so summons her to perform menial tasks in her chambers while she alternately glowers and emulates the princess in the knight's bio
altanak altanak altanak! glad you're back 💜