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Research poster by Guangzhou Sewage Purification co. Ltd. Entitled “intelligent sludge detective”

Archaeologist? No, I’m an

To was thinking taxidermy book ends?

A blurry dobermann mouth fast approaching a ball on a rope

A blurry dobermann tail and back legs where the ball on a rope had been

Meeeeeeyawwwmmmm

The hot telly is the gas fire btw, I call it that because she sits and stares directly into the heat

(Unless you’re into it, I guess?)

Do not, under any circumstances, buy a dobermann.

It transpired there was a half inch piece of sort of charred lamb trachea under there.

Which I fished out for her, she looked at with disgust, barked at once,

and then consumed.

Dog just started screaming at hot telly uncontrollably for ages “do you want it turning off?” We asked.
And turned it down.

The screaming continued.

I got down to the floor to see if there was something beneath.

I’ve just started reading Walden and so far I’m imagining him in a wood hut podcast studio in his mum’s back garden and expecting him to start talking about the carnivore diet.

A dobermann on a bed, she has two human pillows and is sleeping with her head propped on them

How she sleeps knowing I’m doing everything within my power to keep her living her best life (even though it costs me money, time, blood pressure rises and grey hairs)

Am like Barb mate you’ve well surpassed the life expectancy of your breed please don’t go via “having a fall because it’s tea time,” there’s a good girl.

She slipped in the kitchen and couldn’t stand back up this evening and I genuinely thought it was going to be The Time, but I think it was a tired leggies misfiring issue, thankfully. Neurological degeneration really is tons of fun when it’s in an agent of chaos who doesn’t know she’s nearly 12

God I love her

A dobermann going shoulder down into something that smelled absolutely disgusting

A Dobermann rolling in her back with her legs in the air on top of the disgusting smell

A dobermann really getting her back and shoulder into something disgusting smelling

Though she did roll in something dead

A dobermann running towards the camera looking quite gleeful

A dobermann pulling on a ball on a rope, you can see her grey hairs around her eyes. She’s wearing a jumper

A dobermann catching a ball on a rope

A dobermann smiling at the camera, her legs are all over the place because she’s an old girl

Not dead yet

S’a woim

A hand holding a ceramic worm that is coiled like a spring - it is bright pink and has a smiling little face.

I did purchase this terrific littel fellow today though so it wasn’t all bad and horrible

A metro stop and street from the tram - ad posters on the wall are cut in a way to say “ugh” “wat”

I went into town on a Saturday and the ads were a mood

Absolutely you will be much better than me ahaha 🏹

I’ve spent many years dialling down my bouncer because it isn’t acceptable in polite society and yano these days some people just need chinning actually

Might paint my whole house Baker–Miller Pink. It could be the only way to stop me from vigilante crime fighting

Usually I’m still chopping beef at this time

I have managed to get all my stuff ready for classes tomorrow well before midnight and I am hugely suspicious that I’ve forgotten things

the-unflappablewolf Who would you trust more? total stranger in a star trek shirt? 94.5% total stranger in a star wars shirt? 5.5% 99.421 Stimmen • Verbleibende Zeit: 2 Tage 23 Stunden thebaconsandwichofregret No exaggeration, the vote split on this poll is hysterical.

No but this is entirely correct

I bought a retinol face cream thing and idk if it’s working or if it’s just because I’m washing my face more

Anyway I did get it right so it’s fine and I want an australopithecus skull also now

You’ll never be able to spot your dog’s triggers before they do, you are a mere human.

P sure there was a replica australopithecus skull on the shelf too and when I saw it I then couldn’t stop wondering whether I’d used the correct archaeological period in my lil explainer on why we look at our dog not the environment (cause dogs will smell stuff before we do, it’s why we are friends)

Or if I had done so I likely wouldn’t have been able to reengage dog brain and the session would have been pointless

I went to a new client today and they had some great posters and artworks up. There was a yayoi kusama exhibition poster and I wanted to be like “ooh this is cool” and art talk but I was in dog brain and I don’t know if have been able to string a sentence of art chat together.