“Many things that are true feel like a cheat. Kingdoms get the princes they deserve, farmers’ daughters die for no reason, and sometimes witches merit saving.”
- A Monster Calls by @patricknessbooks.bsky.social
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It’s not complicated but I’ve been pretty obsessed with making pastina with stelline lately. Maybe making your own mini pasta would level it up to appropriate complexity for diversion
no tunnel but the tunnel whose contours we identify for the purposes of finding its exit, no light but the one we follow to better times
imagine you are 4 years old and it’s the week between christmas and new years and your floor is made of mattress and tomorrow you’re getting a bunk bed
definitely would
why would you do this to him?
I enjoy whenever an entire household is beholden to the whims of one cat
This animal just standing in the living room, screaming, while the human adults explain "Sorry, Gibby likes it when we smack his ass with a cardboard tube for 10mins at 6pm every day, hold on". That is good to me.
a grinch is the offspring of a who and a sneetch. and like a mule, is genetically sterile
I too am a grinchologist
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TOMORROW IS THE WINTER SOLSTICE AND Y'ALL KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. It is time for the women (defined broadly) to hunt the Year King through the woods and tear him apart with their bare hands!
there are two jerries inside you
jerries, no
the good that you do persists in this world
It rules that as a Millenial I will always think of Gen Z as being young even when they get lower back pain and post constantly about soup
I feel like gen z especially will post a lot about soup
His HORRIFIC CRIMES continue!!! - What is he DOING TO THAT TEABAG??? - Local law enforcement INEPT, FAIL to catch serial crimebag
BRAZEN CRIMINAL continues CRIME SPREE!!! - Authorities FAIL TO APPREHEND SUSPECT! - Is your home SAFE?????
TRUE CRIME EXCLUSIVE!!! - Brazen CRIMINAL caught in the act! - Faces NO CONSEQUENCES!!!
merry shrimpmas, shrimptches
this would fix me
Eerie 🖤
I’m one NYT article away from becoming the joker
Inside me there are two wolves:
1. Any well respected college level Physics text book
2. Maeve Fly
my diet consists of different scraps. i’m basically a creature
millenials are doomed to forever be the only generation to know how to use the computer properly
[shitfaced at my HS reunion] Has anyone seen the lunch lady
ah yes the coveted fppphmohco
Ohio strikes again
I’m more concerned about misunderstanding what the grinch is really capable of. wake up sheeple
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so old grinch and new grinch are clearly different species. old grinch is furry all over and has a typical primate nose. but new grinch has a canid nose and whiskers and no hair on his face indicating that he eats from carcasses. whether he hunts or scavenges them I do not know
he knows he looks good
