Arliss the Dog

Just waiting for my next meal to ‘mysteriously’ disappear from the counter.

History buffs, saddle up! My pal @historyeverything.bsky.social is blazing across da West—follow quick!

Meanwhile, I’m in my WWII era: Callsign Sweet Arliss. Mission rescue lonely sandwiches.

Some dogs herd cattle; I run black ops on picnic baskets.

#DogsOfBsky #DogsOfBluesky #AmericanHistory

A man spends seven seasons playing the game for his clients?

Cool. I spend every day playing people for food. #DogsOfBlueSky #BlueDogs #DogsOfBsky

Belly rubs: like fine wine, they only get better with age.

Belly rubs are so good!

Explains a lot, honestly. #DogsOfBluesky #DogsOfBsky

HINT: I love long walks but sniff absolutely everything, barking at opossums and rabbits, and my ears do something funny when I’m excited. Any guesses?

Serious answers only 🐶

Ok, my den. Thrilled to have so many new friends here! Lately, hoomans won’t stop talking about “genealogy,” so let’s settle an important question: What breed am I?

Many have guessed. Few have been correct. The truth will be revealed tomorrow. Place your bets.

#MysteryMutt #ArlissUnmasked

Ok, my den. We did it—100 strong. That’s 100 believers in snacks, belly rub quotas, and the right to commit minor food crimes. A true honor.

#DogsOfBlueSky #DogsOfBsky #100GoodDogsAndSomeHoomans #Barkfluencer

Your aesthetic is, “I know I’m cute and I use it to my advantage.”

If I were there I’d be wagging my tail!

I would totally steal your dog’s treats and then gaslight them about it.

Majestic. Regal. Probably also a menace. Love it.

Your hooman is very lucky, I hope they know that.

This is a 12/10 pupper, no notes.

Drop the skincare routine. That fur is glowing.

If being adorable were a crime, we’d both be doing time.

Big fan of your work dog. Keep being adorable.

Will today be the day I finally break 100 followers? Of course it will. Greatness attracts greatness. I am a visionary. A leader. A dogfluencer. The world simply needs time to catch up. 🐕✨ #DogsOfBluesky #DogsOfBSky

@ddkpups.bsky.social looking good my dawg!

Just doing my part to save the household from rogue rawhides. This bone doesn’t stand a chance. What’s everyone else chewing on today? #DogsOfBluesky

This is the day my dog mommy said ‘fuck it’—and clearly, I said ‘good call’ and claimed the sheets as my own.

What’s up? Not your authority over this bed, that’s for sure.

Absolutely tearing up this winter wonderland. Dunno what’s hotter: my speed or my style.

New phone who dis?

MacDougall, I think the community is slacking on sammich redistribution. What’s your stance on pancakes? Asking for… no reason at all. 🥞

Does anyone else think it’s weird that I’m always talking about snacking but none of my pictures show me eating? Starting to think I’ve got an image problem—literally.

Looking good, Potato! As a seasoned mountain dog, I can confirm snow time is peak living—hope you’re making the most of it!

3 types of snacks I approve of: 1) The ones on the floor, 2) The ones you’re eating, 3) That time I stole a burrito and buried it in the yard for “later.”