Snork

I'm proud to announce I have put the minimal effort to learn what the fuck this sentence means.

What the fuck is this sentence

Satanic language

30 years ago tonight:

Masterful gambit, sir.

Sorry, trying to bring it back.

The only just resolution to this is the whole mental state of someone who sees a child as a enemy of the state is that bigot literally vaporizing and experiencing the pain for what feels like an eternity.

I can't believe Rahul can actually do all this but he just sits at home painting Warhammer and watching movies.

“And if Rogan..the rest truly want forgiveness, they’re going to have to do something radical for the podcast age: start telling their audiences the truth, even when it’s boring, even when it’s complicated, and even when it doesn’t get nearly as many clicks as the like.”

Oh. My god.

Don't make fun of my son.

ADHD Riddler is like: Riddle me this, Batman...shit I forgot.
*Explosion in the distance*

me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58

bwed

The shot of them sticking the bats face in a giant fruit salad bowl almost made start crying laughing. It's like a Muppet. A fruit bat Cookie Monster going fucking nuts in some chopped pineapple, melon,grapes.

the most sensible thing he could do would be to surrender, send iran a heartfelt apology and then resign and walk into the sea. but i doubt that's on the cards

Sargent Bilko, played by Steve Martin, writing P A L N while assuring those around him, while not looking as he's writing on a chalk board, than he has a P L A N.

The screams of dying children will haunt my dreams but at least my president has a paln.

I think they might have better luck spending two thousand dollars holding a press conference where they detail who made the key decisions to collaborate with the Trump administration, how and when they were fired, and explaining what would stop that from happening again.

"Does this look infected to you?"

One of my favorite things in a Dancing Bacons video is when the host will always get a soda fountain Suicide drink when a restaurant has a soda machine.

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM

Can't sleep, take over another dimension.

Nihiliant lookin' ass

Zoldar

You're not monetizing your R.E.M. sleep?

Foosh

Hi folks, these days, when someone is having a health issue, it's referred to as an "opportunity," so let's go with that – I'm having one of those. It's also called a type of cancer that's “treatable” not "curable." I apologize if that's a shock – it was to me too. The good news is, I'm not gonna go into any more detail. I'm posting this, because professionally, a few things will have to change - appearances and cons and work in general need to take back seat to treatment. My plan is to get as well as I possibly can over the summer so that I can tour with my new movie Ernie & Emma this fall. There are several cons this year summer that I have to cancel. Big regrets on my part. Treatment needs and professional obligations don't always go hand-in-hand. That's about it. I'm not trying enlist sympathy-or advice-Ijust want to get ahead of this information in case false information gets out (which it will). Fear not, I am a tough old son-of-a-bitch and I have great support, so I expect to be around a while. As always, you're the greatest fans in the world and I hope to see you soon! Much love, Bruce Campbell

Bruce Campbell announces he has a type of cancer that's "treatable" not "curable"