Absolutely died at "a human Cybertruck" — thank you for that.
14.04.2025 13:53
👍 3
🔁 0
💬 1
📌 0
Absolutely died at "a human Cybertruck" — thank you for that.
Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
Watched the 2015 Masters and it’s just pure joy. Spieth, 21 and full of life. Even Phil looks so happy.
I’m convinced something broke in the universe when Jordan made quad on 12 the next year. Take me to the alternate timeline where he wins a second straight green jacket, maybe it’s better there.
it's not the biggest trump scandal obviously but lack of media curiosity about trump's obviously fake golf victories is a microcosm of how journalists have treated him for the past decade
AI would be a lot more tolerable and interesting if it wasn't being aggressively embraced by the absolute biggest dorks on earth, primarily because they can't write, be funny, or convince an actual human to fall in love with them, and they think they've crack a code to even the playing field.
Trump Assures Wall Street He’ll Go Back To Just Fucking Over Poor People Soon
Trump Assures Wall Street He’ll Go Back To Just Fucking Over Poor People Soon
http://theonion.com/...
“In the end the Party would announce that two and two made five, and you would have to believe it.”
wapo.st/4jjf4ox
America is tanking, trust the process.
🎯🎯🎯
I'm watching CNBC. These anchors are so angry. They really didn't believe he'd do it. They're actually just now, 10 years into this shit, realizing he's a maniac hellbent on revenge and there's no grand plan for the markets. Better late than never but holy shit.
"Daddy we've been good!"
every goddam adviser on the trump campaign was all “yea we’re going to destroy the economy” and every analysis of the trump campaign policy was like “yea theyre going to destroy the economy” and still we got this bull shit from these assholes
KVV I was not ready for that level of emotion on my morning commute. Amazing stuff.
Kind of funny that a lot of this is happening because all these rich and powerful people are afraid to contradict a fey old dunce who watches TV for 19 hours every day. A fitting way to go out for the worst and wimpiest elite the US ever produced. "Can't read, didn't want to get yelled at."
This is always the answer.
i believe in the indominable American spirit to hate one specific really annoying guy
Important to celebrate the W’s.
Eat shit, Elon
Holy shit they did Nestor dirty lol
Trump/Musk think (correctly, albeit due to their own sickness) that colleges, law firms, etc meaningfully exist only for their endowments or billable hours in this world. Columbia is an endowment with some classrooms attached. Law firms are bank accounts with offices. It's easy to work from there.
i think these people are in the grip of a genuine delusion www.nbcchicago.com/news/busines...
Unidentified men grabbing someone off the street and putting her in a car because she wrote an op-Ed. This as flatly authoritarian as anything we’ve seen in this country in a very long time.
Gerrit Cole clocked Trevor Bauer after like 10 minutes as an 18-year-old, he seems like a good egg.
It's really impressive how stupid Comer is. Seems like the kind of guy who is at risk of drowning when it rains.
reminder that these people are cowards. They lie in part because they know admitting error shows weakness to their boss, and they’re afraid of him.
YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKERS SPENT FOUR YEARS OF THE BEST ECONOMIC RECOVERY IN THE WORLD INSISTING A RECESSION WAS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER AND THEN VOTED IN A GUY WHO HAS INTENTIONALLY PUT THE ECONOMY ON THE PATH TO A MAJOR RECESSION. MAYBE YOU GOTTA GO TAKE A WALK AND RETHINK SOME THINGS.
