Ghost Lulu (bird mode)

See why it's important to check asses?

What Birds Dream About: How Evolution Invented REM in the Avian Brain So We May Practice the Possible in Our Sleep “It may be that in REM, this gloaming between waking consciousness and the unconscious, we practice the possible into the real… It may be that we evolved to dream ourselves into reality…

What Birds Dream About

www.themarginalian.org/2026/03/11/b...

Really interesting read.

...& asses

We showed you our dinodicks please respond

I want that job. But only if "& asses"

I need more barn drama in my life.

JONBENET TO HOST HOT TUB SHOW?? Poople SHEEV TO HOST OSCARS! BSKY NO CAKED CHEEKS FREE CASSIE! TOILET CLOGGING RAPPER FLEES IN DISGRACE FROM BSKY: NOW ON EVEN WORSE PLATFORM! JAY NOW CEO OF HELL

TALIBIDI TOILET FLUSHED! Notorious poop fiend and all round crashout king @talibkweli.bsky.social heads for the only place that won't bully him for those caked up cheeks: SUBSTACK!

We sit down with @mrshiddedoopants.bsky.social to talk about the whole messy thing!

a yellow ghost with black eyes and a smiling face Alt: a yellow ghost with black eyes and a smiling face

Neat!

Ha! Your bf is a 6th grader because he got left back 22 times

I bet the Flintstones used their car like a toilet.

Ok yeah let's go what do you need from mem. An I hold something or maybe cheer? I'm good at... um... what's it called? Forgetting. I'm good at for... um, foreshadowing?

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Crab Just Happy To Be In Bucket With All His Friends

Crab Just Happy To Be In Bucket With All His Friends https://theonion.com/crab-just-happy-to-be-in-bucket-with-all-his-friends/

Finished breakfast. Time for dessert.

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a giant squid wearing a yellow Bart t-shirt and some terrible hypebeast shorts is looking in the mirror. It says, “need groceries… but all my clothes are in the laundry.” Panel 2: the squid, now also wearing hot pink crocs, exits its apartment and says, “eh. I won’t see anyone.” Panel 3: two fisherman are pulling the squid to the surface of the water and pointing at it. An overlayed news caption reads: RARE SQUID SIGHTED - the fit was crazy

I'm dramatic because I'm theatrical and I'm theatrical because I was raised by a narcissistic mother with high borderline & histrionic traits and for this I am so blessed to be an authentic to the soul, artist

My eyes are all fuzzy feeling from staring so hard.

If you insist. 👁👁
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*looks with eyes*

Forget it I'm out! Any movie that has more than one sequel can go fuck itself. You had 2 chances to tell the story. Go home & learn how to write.
You get a movie & a sequel & after that it's a reboot. Dems da rules!

It's too early for me to be this not funny.

I do NOT believe in job I will be stealing catalytic converters Cat Pic w pink background

I wish I was twice as high.

Officer having anxiety attack took ambulance sent for man dying from police shooting, report says A man who was shot by Connecticut police last year and later died had to wait 10 extra minutes for another ambulance to arrive at the scene, after another officer having an anxiety attack took the fir...

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A man who was shot by police and later died had to wait 10 extra minutes for an ambulance after an officer having a “mild anxiety attack” took the first one that arrived at the scene, according to a newly released state investigation.

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Do I have to watch Nosferawun before I watch Nosferatu?

Idc where you edut yourself into. If I've seen it before & now you're edited into it, it's like "oh furreal? She was there & I missed it? Cool!"
Or like you found a magic remote & you're doing an episodes episode.

Putch an unnecessary sequel:
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