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dril tweet i was one of the villains in WWE. mmy name was "Loser Fuckface Nerd " and my catchphrase was "i cant fight them! theyre too strong"
I’m betting Joe Franklin
Dashpass section listing epic deals but it’s like scallions for 40 cents off
strap the FUCK in for these EPIC DEALS
“upcoming” not necessarily including yesterday?
Draft: babadook ellington
good timing on drafts coming out, saving this for a rainy day
this is Snooki erasure
text message with the text “I'll be arriving in Long Island in April. Would you like to go trout fishing and hiking together?”
in Long Island
that scene in Inglourious Basterds where he holds up his fingers wrong
Using a lower case dictionary word is terrible password security, you really need a long pass phrase to get better entropy, something like “pell grant recipients who start a business that operates for three years in disadvantaged communities”
Leap Day William sequel looks like shit
if you’re listening to “This Year” by the Mountain Goats tonight then remember that “this year” you should schedule a routine colonoscopy
Top artist SpongeBob SquarePants 881 minutes
Top 1000 Listener SpongeBob SquarePants
Top song The Robot Dance Danny Go 38 plays
Top album SpongeBobs Greatest Hits 372 minutes
Music? I like it
You performed 53 Plex Dances! And 5 of them worked!
This is the only evidence I can find www.reddit.com/r/tacobell/c...
I'm pretty sure I had this in my senior year of high school, either 2005 or 2006?
yeah it’s AI, Ass Impared
if u can’t handle me at my Ron DeSanctimonious, u don’t deserve me at my Meatball Ron
his scariest work since Adult Themes for Voice
Curtis Sliwa in front of an electoral map where he got all of NYC’s votes and all the counties have cat faces
I’ve seen enough
has Drake posted a screenshot of his Cuomo bet yet
does this play Braid
and they’re getting a full hour to play all of The Money Store
no ring
I drank a bunch of this when I went last year, what does this say about me
Did he say that through a voice modulator?
caught them all