I gave my sweetheart an @theonion.com print subscription for his birthday. It was a small price to pay to hear his chuckles & giggles in the morning again. π₯°
I gave my sweetheart an @theonion.com print subscription for his birthday. It was a small price to pay to hear his chuckles & giggles in the morning again. π₯°
Clark Construction
The dreamy feeling of anticipation building for this album with each single release has been a gift. Another perfect gem from The Cords!
I could not love this more if I tried.
My heart explodes!
I canβt believe my most trusted news sources in these trying times are Wired, Rolling Stone, the Financial Times & Teen freakin Vogue.
I donβt live there anymore, but man, am I excited for everyone that does. π
New datacenters should be required to support themselves using renewable energy.
The green leather is β¨πβ¨
I like to laugh & cry.
People Magazine, for real. Itβs a hot bath classic!
I could watch this all day, every day.
One of the accounts I missed the most!!
And how.
The best writing advice I've ever gotten is to remember that the first draft is where you explain it all to yourself and then the second draft is where you explain it all to your readers.
What a delightful way to spend a Sunday morning. Thank you!
I adore the friendship of Mary Lou Lord & Elliott Smith so muchβ¨
[Kissinger dies, full of quivering rage]
I canβt believe that bastard lived this long.
[Shane McGowan dies, full of wistful admiration]
I canβt believe that bastard lived this long.
I love Mitchell and Webb so much.
Good grief, I donβt like posting.