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Environmental lawyer, middleaged and tired

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The words “Have they no pride?” have been said. The only reason anyone still speaks to him is that he does feed them well.

13.03.2026 23:58 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I did this accidentally by only paying for basic cable. The only shows the kids found entertaining were the Food Network, and suddenly my ten-year-old was “plating the food.” Now he’s a firmware designer who is appalled by the low quality of other people’s potluck contributions.

13.03.2026 23:51 👍 12 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

I was just coming to say this — a feature of out-of-town family coming to NYC on tourist visits is how tired they get walking all day, and that’s even fit healthy young people who could probably run me into the ground if we were actually working out.

11.03.2026 13:17 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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What's My JND? Find your Just Noticeable Difference in colour perception. How small a colour difference can you actually see?

Twinsies!

What's My JND? 0.0044
Can you beat it? www.keithcirkel.co.uk/whats-my-jnd...

10.03.2026 22:43 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sadly, Blumencranz v Hochul, 25-CV-1787, is still out there. Defendants’ time to answer was stayed until Duffy was decided, but that’s going to wake up now, if Blumencranz doesn’t give it up as hopeless.

10.03.2026 20:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What gets me is that mysterious part of California north of SF which is the same size as all of New York State. I think of NYS as large.

09.03.2026 19:58 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I love this so much! Nothing against people who have private cars in NYC, but there’s no reason to keep subsidizing their car storage by letting them use public space for free.

06.03.2026 13:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Mamdani Deputy Mayor On Charging For Street Parking: 'It's Not a No' - Streetsblog New York City Dean Fuleihan said on Thursday that the city is discussing charging fees for currently free on-street parking.

NEW: Mamdani's City Hall is discussing charging fees for currently free on-street parking — a policy change that would not only create a new revenue stream but also seize a once-in-a-generation opportunity to improve the streetscape. buff.ly/9C0Iq34

05.03.2026 18:41 👍 349 🔁 52 💬 22 📌 65

My grandfathers were a motorman on the A-train (and that grandmother was a token clerk) and a clerical worker in an insurance company. I’m not gritty myself, but a generation back looks like it.

04.03.2026 23:50 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

“Therefore since the world has still,
Much good, but much less good than ill,
And while the sun and moon endure,
Luck’s a chance, but trouble’s sure,” for me.

01.03.2026 18:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

As a Manhattanite, I can testify that people from Cork walk briskly by my standards.

26.02.2026 14:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I want the GSA and DOT to hire up an 18F-like civil-engineering design firm. Cities can call up DOT Corps for the design phase of transit projects instead of AECOM or Turner. Better, leaner, public-interest-focused designs go out to bid, and a GSA Corps staffer can help with oversight!

25.02.2026 23:17 👍 15 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 0

A while ago, on a narrow NYC sidewalk I saw a couple of middle/high school kids having a heated verbal/shoving match blocking the path. As I came up they seamlessly made room; no acknowledgment, just melted out of my way. I wanted to stop and tell them they were terrific NYers, but they were busy.

20.02.2026 17:16 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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15.02.2026 20:02 👍 63 🔁 13 💬 4 📌 2

Saw a Calder exhibit at the Whitney, walked up the High Line in a drizzle light enough to be pleasant but that cleared out the usual crowds, and then got Basque food at a place in Chelsea.

13.02.2026 17:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And I am now quietly pleased: www.nytimes.com/2026/02/12/n...

13.02.2026 12:24 👍 62 🔁 10 💬 0 📌 2

And the neat way she reifies Victorian sexual mores into a biological reality in the world of the book: being “compromised” is a grossly apparent physical fact.

10.02.2026 19:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I like it a lot, but there’s something odd about calling a pretty tight pastiche of Framley Parsonage original. I mean, yes, dragons, cannibalism, hats, but the plot of the first half is not just Trollope, it’s a particular Trollope novel.

10.02.2026 16:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I must be communicating badly, because I don’t think being patronizing enters into what I’m talking about at all. “Bless your heart” does, that’s the right tone, but those words are no longer genuinely ambiguous — I’m talking about that kind of sarcasm with real ambiguity.

05.02.2026 20:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Sorry, I’m a lifelong New Yorker.

05.02.2026 20:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I don’t have a Ted Lasso example offhand, but think of saying something blandly that is innocent if not intended with a double meaning, but bitingly sarcastic if you take it that way. The bland innocence leaving it ambiguous whether sarcasm is intended seems characteristically American.

05.02.2026 20:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

But the people he’s talking to often think he is at first, right? He’s putting on this blankly innocent face, and then it dawns on them that he’s got more going on than it looks like.

05.02.2026 18:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Think Ted Lasso — the whole “is he genuinely that straightforwardly dumb or is it a puton?” Holding on to that sort of routine for a really extended period of time seems American to me.

05.02.2026 16:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The American thing I notice that Brits do differently is we will hold deadpan/playing dumb for much much longer than they will. A Brit being sarcastic will pretend to be agreeable about something for about a sentence and then break, while an American might keep it up for ages.

05.02.2026 12:45 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

A Truffula-Tuft processing plant called Maslow’s Hierarchy of Thneeds

04.02.2026 02:24 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

That game treated upper Manhattan Very Poorly.

03.02.2026 00:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

While I recognize this is not super important as a matter of good city governance, I am sitting here with a dopey grin on my face. I love the Municipal Building and I love the idea of public access to the roof.

03.02.2026 00:43 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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30.01.2026 18:22 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Have you seen the recent study showing that improvements in travel time outside the CBD, including in NJ, were greater than those inside the CBD? New Jersey is getting reduced traffic.

30.01.2026 18:21 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Neuhaus files legal challenge to proposed ICE facility in Chester – The Warwick Valley Dispatch

That tactic is being used in NYS. www.wvdispatch.com/2026/01/neuh...

30.01.2026 06:46 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0