The Battman

I think Led Zeppelin dodged a bullet on that one.

Doing a 10-rep round 50lbs. Kettlebell swings, squats, deadlifts, and lateral raises every 3 minutes for 21 minutes >walking on a treadmill.

Rollins is totally cashing in tonight

If you told me in 1999 that the team in Oklahoma City would win an NBA title before the Knicks and Bulls, I’m not sure I would have believed you.

At what point do we point out that describing Trump's product mix sounds like the scene from SpaceBalls where Yogurt talks about merchandising?

SpaceBalls the Mobile Carrier
SpaceBalls THE University
SpaceBalls the Liquor
SpaceBalls the Watch
SpaceBalls the Qatar Golf Resort and Spa

GTA V was supposed to be a satire of our lives, not a prediction of things to come.

The Wolves need to insert offensive juggernaut
Luka Garza if they want to save their season.

JD Dazzy Vance?

Congrats to my Catholic friends on the new pope

This game has been a year away longer than my Raiders have.

I get those as well

In todays version of “WTF”….

I received an instagram follow notification from someone who is deceased about 2 minutes after I saw someone had updated a Facebook Marketplace listing who is also deceased.

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Me: I should shampoo my carpets.

My dog:

Wouldn’t it be ironic if Shiloh gets drafted before Shadeur.

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My Raiders today. Pete Carroll lives.

Giggles

I received an email from a bike shop stating that the tariffs will be causing bike prices to go up about 10%.

That seems pretty low considering how much everything else has gone up.

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Present an international marketing plan called The United States Has Packers Ulitimately Seeking Hondurans.

Call it the TUSH PUSH for short.

He's talking about Elon, right?

It literally will be a Good Friday.

Someday I hope to be as versatile as the guy who directed both First Blood and Weekend at Bernie’s.

I decided to give up my 2 biggest time wasters.

1. I sold my Xbox
2. I deactivated X

Future secretary of defense material here

I’m more surprised that the only school on the list from Texas is TCU.

It’s a good thing that the GOP has prioritized student aid for American college students to be able attend American universities at little or no cost as an investment in America’s future by having financially unburdened college graduates able to get high paying jobs…

Wait, what’s that?

They sent them packing straight to the Elite 8