13.03.2026 22:04
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Sorting the stay at home mom subreddit by “controversial” and “all time” just to feel something…
Fuck cancer now and forever.
Too many things, in fact.
rfk standing very normally in a steak and shake
leland palmer in the black lodge
“Hell ain’t real” really speaks to me
It sure is!
Oh you weren’t supposed to know about the shower demon
Logging into your boyfriend’s YouTube on the big TV:
For You:
Medieval historian ranks stews in cinema
Building a catapult with dirt from my yard
Programming a robot to unwrap KIND Bars
Petite woman can eat the hottest sauce in the world
The real John Wick was an Irish milkman
2026 nuclear family meme— featuring Fritzi as Neurodivergent Aunt, Sluggo as Sluggo, Nancy as Daughter, Nancy Jr as Woke Dog
I don’t even think it was someone warning people about him that I read, I think it was him bragging about it on some horrible old school forum for misogynists that I stumbled on
When I was in college I read about a guy somewhere who would find girls napping on campus and cut their hair! It didn’t stop me from napping in the library during breaks, but it definitely made me paranoid.
I am at the stage of starting to heal from a cold where I’m SO filled with energy and desired to get things done that it feels a little like being manic.
She’s literally just a baby
The other day I found a $200 target gift card from two christmases ago that got packed into a random box when we moved and now ya girl is going to go buy some bullshittttttt
That little funky man makes great music, I don’t know what to tell you.
Unfortunately I’ve listened to so much Bruno Mars lately that my Spotify algorithm thinks that the new Mitski album and the new Bruno Mars album are of equal importance to me. Also unfortunately they are correct about that.
Oh no, is Curtis an incel?
Tik tok link for anyone who wants to whine about not clicking on a Twitter link: www.tiktok.com/t/ZThpGCw65/
someone on Tumblr made this to try and go through all the different types of bats that exist and when I tell you actual tears came out of my eyes at "el wiwi"
What kind of punishment would be appropriate for cheating on your college boyfriend of one week?
Also listing things in groups of threes, and repeating things in different ways for emphasis that don’t need to be repeated.
It’s not x, it’s y.
normal people talking about doctors: They're a doctor, you can't say they don't know what they're talking about! They had to undergo YEARS of training and study!
an actual doctor: Hmm I think you're sneezing because you're fat
There a lot of things about losing my job that suck, but today I keep thinking about how sometimes a long haired mini dachshund named Demi would come into the store and I’m never going to see her again, and I’m so sad about it.
I found a truly cursed object at Goodwill today
I saw one last year with a giant Palestinian flag decal and I’m still thinking about it.
DOG AT THE OLYMPICS
FULL COMPETITION HIGHLIGHTS
Mine is 24 years old which simply cannot be right.
If it weren’t for the fact that Patrick and I are both still sick for the 100th time in the last six months I would maybe go get a tiny one, but luckily the never ending daycare crud has saved me from being financially irresponsible.
