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@yolksized

Tiny Chicken. Ticken. | Macro/Micro πŸ’— | He/Him, 27 | Nerdy Birdie too | Amateur artist maybe. Aims to be cute, regrettably horni. 18+ please! πŸ”ž Chirping around bluesky.

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Yes please brelly... get smaller get smaller get smaller (and voice cuter and quieter) πŸ˜‡πŸ§‘

11.03.2026 03:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
an anthro cat holds the waistband of his underwear open with a thumb, looking down into them. "O shit what up!!" he says, spotting a micro wedged between his dick and balls.

an anthro cat holds the waistband of his underwear open with a thumb, looking down into them. "O shit what up!!" he says, spotting a micro wedged between his dick and balls.

It's #macromarch! So remember to check your undies for stowaways every morning.

10.03.2026 01:21 πŸ‘ 105 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
2-panel joke from the Naked Gun movie where Leslie Nielsen looks up a woman's skirt while she's on a ladder and he says 'nice beaver,' only for her to climb down the ladder and hand him an ACTUAL beaver, saying 'thanks, I just had it stuffed'. that joke, but with Dr. Nisha and Dr. Sam from Hoppers

2-panel joke from the Naked Gun movie where Leslie Nielsen looks up a woman's skirt while she's on a ladder and he says 'nice beaver,' only for her to climb down the ladder and hand him an ACTUAL beaver, saying 'thanks, I just had it stuffed'. that joke, but with Dr. Nisha and Dr. Sam from Hoppers

so yeah #hoppers is a good movie, turns out

10.03.2026 17:15 πŸ‘ 342 πŸ” 80 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 4
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🌐iOta employees can be a bit irresponsible when it comes to shrink tech. Let’s just hope this doesn’t go under the rug… or that the tiny guy doesn’t go under a rug

Art by: @sy-170.bsky.social
Dubbed by: Wubbie

16.12.2025 14:49 πŸ‘ 206 πŸ” 47 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 1
A humanized version of The Acrobat from Identity V, picking up a flower and smiling in the first panel. In the second, larger panel, the POV is from inside the flower, seeing his nose sniff up some of the pollen and also a micro hanging onto a petal by a single hand.

A humanized version of The Acrobat from Identity V, picking up a flower and smiling in the first panel. In the second, larger panel, the POV is from inside the flower, seeing his nose sniff up some of the pollen and also a micro hanging onto a petal by a single hand.

Commission for @dubswb.bsky.social! What better way to enjoy a day than to REALLY take in the scenery...?

11.12.2024 17:30 πŸ‘ 150 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

#SizeSky

Her friends' voices blended into ambiance. They spread about the room, joking and laughing, holding and hugging, and she lay on a twice-folded tissue on a table in the center of it all.

None addressed her; none needed to. With her colossal companions as environment, she smiled into space.

09.03.2026 02:41 πŸ‘ 60 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

A witch compelling obedience from her shrunken pet by simply showing them what the world would look like if she shrank them further. A grotesque, moving landmass of fleshβ€”a fraction of her dainty fingertipβ€”eclipses the sky and far horizon, its grooves carved like canyons...

1/4

07.03.2026 16:48 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Want a slice?
#OCs

09.03.2026 20:40 πŸ‘ 706 πŸ” 118 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

Fsgdfgff "Oh no, HOW could this have happened!" πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«

Forced to sleep under massive fluff, truly a night-owl's nightmare... (night-ticken in my case lol πŸ•‘πŸŒ™πŸ‘€)

11.03.2026 02:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Have a good evening raccbear friend <3
Always nice to hear of your fluffy thoughts. πŸ₯°

11.03.2026 02:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

#InanimateTF #VossX

"Taking a nap," is all your collie friend said, then grabbing youβ€”suddenly a static-smiling stuffing and fabric facsimile of yourselfβ€”off the couch and off to bed.

Now by two fluffy arms you're squished to her belly, moving only by her steady, slumbering breath.

11.03.2026 01:26 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

Voss this is COZY! AS! FLUFF! ☺️☺️☺️ πŸ’ awwww would love to get cuddled like this

11.03.2026 01:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Gave this little button a bath today, and had a mini towel made πŸ˜‚πŸ’™ #cuteanimals #cutebaby #quail
Gave this little button a bath today, and had a mini towel made πŸ˜‚πŸ’™ #cuteanimals #cutebaby #quail YouTube video by Fat Hen Farms

LITERALLY ME
I NEED
youtube.com/shorts/I_iJu...

08.03.2026 23:08 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

#SizeDifference #MacroMicro

Big band implies the existence of a tiny band. I want to see a tiny band play! :3c

06.03.2026 15:41 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh wait oh SHOOT Orion nooooo! 😫
πŸ€­πŸ’–

11.03.2026 01:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

dats... me !!! squeak,,

09.03.2026 16:08 πŸ‘ 151 πŸ” 38 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 1

Scientist has an ear device set to hear the exact frequency of your tiny voice after being shrunk. You nervously laugh up at them, β€œSo you can hear me and a bunch of bugs chittering with that thing?”

β€œNo.” The scientist says flatly, booming, β€œinsects are much louder than you. Different frequency.”

10.03.2026 08:39 πŸ‘ 72 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

This is funny and flustery and just... gosh, what a lil scene, Lee! πŸ˜—πŸ₯°πŸ˜³

11.03.2026 01:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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My BIG #MacroMarch drop is finally here!

I made a book of my favorite thing: huge, looming DILFs putting tinies in Situations.

15 fully colored giant dad images (NSFW included), never before seen and exclusive to this collection.

Volume 1 is available now!
www.patreon.com/posts/giant-...

09.03.2026 21:34 πŸ‘ 156 πŸ” 60 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 1

[Fate sealed through the inescapable flood of drink] is SO neat in micro peril, oooh 😳

11.03.2026 01:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

*actually not Kazan anymore oops! Didn't realize "Volcanic" is your new plural name. Neat πŸ‘πŸ™‚

11.03.2026 01:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well gosh... You did say it'll be "nice and warm" though so... actually I sure hope you DO!! πŸ˜† 😏

11.03.2026 01:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Uuuhg gosh Kazan! 😝 That's a neat little visual... giant rocks *rocks*... 😎

11.03.2026 01:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Y-y-y-yay?...

(...yay! β˜ΊοΈπŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ) Saving a tiny ticken for later.

11.03.2026 01:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Giant adorable bird! Aw gosh... 😊

11.03.2026 01:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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saw this on tumblr and it's literally so true woah

09.03.2026 03:34 πŸ‘ 4596 πŸ” 1727 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 27

Being tiny and being compared to various other tiny things ROCKS! (and also maybe makes me a little flustered dsfgfsghh) 🫣

06.03.2026 07:23 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We have a coop..
I cant imagine what getting bunnies is gonna be like

@giantbirdguy.bsky.social
@curanull.bsky.social
@yolksized.bsky.social

#stardewbrelly

06.03.2026 18:16 πŸ‘ 143 πŸ” 38 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 0

I may be yolk-sized but really that could mean anything. Chicken-egg sized, teeny tiny Quail egg-sized... oooh ☺️🀏

09.03.2026 03:40 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

aaaaaaa (don't threaten me with a good time) πŸ€— 🀭

11.03.2026 01:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0