Comrade Gabe

The UK removed a prince for being a pedo. The US elected one. 🇺🇸

Editorial cartoon by artist Michael de Adder depicting an unhappy Donald Trump sitting on the floor like a child, his comically long, red necktie trailing on the floor in front of him. In his right hand, Trump is gripping a tiny, toy figurine of ICE thug Gregory Bovino. His left hand is thrust up the “skirt” of a Kristi Noem hand-puppet in an ICE costume. Trump is glaring down at the little Bovino figurine and saying, “This mess is your fault. You’re fired!”

Still plenty of room under the bus for Kommandant Kristi.

Cartoon by @deadder.bsky.social

CNN in Minneapolis: We are seeing thousands and thousands of people, we've been standing on the corner here for the past ten minutes. This this crowd has not let up. It's just continuous.

My first remarks since being arrested last night.

After Butler’s conviction and sentencing, the D.A. & judge granted him “youthful offender status.”

Now his punishment is no jail, no social media, 150 hours of community service, 1 year probation, & no sex offender registry.

You can’t even find his mug shot.

This is America.

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This is Jesse Mack Butler from Oklahoma. Butler r*ped two teen girls over a period of 9 months, nearly killed them by strangulation, which was recorded on video. Butler was convicted of 11 counts of r*pe and sexual assault and was sentenced to 78 years in prison.

But he will serve 0 jail time

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I’ve seen just one counter-protester at No Kings San Diego. He’s got a Trump 2024 flag and this guy has been following him around for probably an hour playing Benny Hill and circus music.

"A future president, even dumber than you, will allow Qatar, the country that harbored Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, the architect of the plane attacks in NY, PA, and DC today, and whose royal family will help him escape capture by the US, to build a military base on US soil to train Qataris to fly jets."

"Sir, you're polling lower than that turd left in a planter by an incontinent member of a White House tour from Peoria. Should I ask Pam Bondi to indict it?"

He’s foaming at the mouth to go full Gestapo.

We’re doubling up today Right now it’s the Suffs matinee

Tonight - we’re going to watch the Addams Family.

Perhaps dinner in between? 🤷🏽‍♀️

I’m loving Stephen Colbert’s IDGAF era. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

(I cackled when I realized it was the official late show page that proudly posted this meme they made.)

#jdvance #sofaking #futonfornicatingmaggot #colbertmeme #poorsombrero

t’s funny watching MAGAts tie themselves in knots over a 10-15 minute performance that’s optional to watch.

Meanwhile she can't even speak English correctly. She typed this before hitting the enter button, therefore, she should’ve been able to form a coherent thought.

How long do y’all reckon it’ll be before the Mango Mussolini pardons him - and appoints him to a position with more prestige and power?

GOP lawmaker with 'joebidennnn69' screen name to plead guilty to sharing child sex abuse videos A former Republican South Carolina House member has agreed to plead guilty to distributing child sexual abuse material.

apnews.com/article/sex-...

The party of “family values” strikes again. Once more, a Conservative got caught doing the usual Rep stuff, member of the Donnorrhea loving GuardiansOfΡεδορhι|εs, a MAGAt. RJ May, this bastion of trad Xtian morals was a founding member of the hardline conservative South Carolina Freedom Caucus!

This is giving me ideas … 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Here we go.
Shots 💥💥💥💥

The Hamburglar’s back, and she’s trying to make sure she’s got an argument for plausible deniability. Or - she just really doesn’t want to be seen with Donorrhea. 🫣🫣🫣🫣Who would? 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Why do racists have a weird obsession with Vikings? Both Special K and Chuckie Kirk are going to clown hell, not Valhalla.

💅💅💅

He’s not on the cloud, which means after responding - it’s off to hell he goes.

Governor Gavin Newsom continues his current, legendary run of shit posts, and I’m here for all of them. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

I bet it’s an absolute blast to work for his social media team. You wouldn’t have to pay me to make shitposts all day directed at Donorrhea. I’d volunteer.

Newsom Signs California Redistricting Plan to Counter Texas Republicans

Newsom Signs California Redistricting Plan to Counter Texas Republicans www.nytimes.com/2025/08/21/u...

KeroLYIN LEAVITT 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Tariff = a tax/duty to be paid on a particular class of imports, by the IMPORTER, directly to the government.

In simpler terms, you were duped by a felon and liar.

Leopard, meet face.

Proud to say the knowledge of the existence of this file came from our reporting 👊

The PRIVILEGE?! And what did he do in his bad moments? Did he enjoy the PRIVILEGE then? Multiple times? 🙄🙄🙄