Bloody Marla 🏳️‍⚧️

Artist's rendering of what British people are thought to have looked like. One can assume they are of opposing sexes but which is which has been lost to time. The rules of Sticky Wicket are complex but all scholars agree that the game ended upon the successful birth of a child

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Looks like a fish, moves like a fish, steers like a cow

Nani @caryrid.bsky.social • now → Replied to you If I saw people acknowledging what is being done to the Sudanese, I wouldn't be having to bring it up. It appears to me if there's money to pay for PR great, if not then we can look away. Attempt to care.

They blocked me but not before claiming I’m in the PR pocket of… Iran?

Looks like a fish, moves like a fish, steers like a cow

It's the birthday of Douglas Adams! Time to share favorite quotes!

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

I cannot believe in 2026 we are still doing “I guess you don’t care about this atrocity then?” Shit

Their one trick is to never be satisfied

"telling that you haven't even mentioned testicular torsion awareness 🤓"

a neil gaiman defender contests a response of 'no' to a link to a substack, and is told 'I see that like Neil Gaiman, you don't understand that no is a complete sentence'

you want to see a murder

Dear Cis people, being supportive of a Trans family member means paying fucking attention, and being publicly loud about our reality. Real public outcry is the only thing that matters. If you’re not willing to do that, you don’t have a Trans family member, you just know a Trans person.

musk: absolutely not. This port is 'better' than a vagina!

I think every single day about “The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t.”

Jesus christ what the actual fuck

Difficult to emphasize just how much a generation of kids has been taught that being dishonest, superficial, and narcissistic is the pathway to attention and therefore success

Rise and shine, twatwaffle

This is hilarious.

Also, completely enraging.

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if you dial the number on screen right now. You can get the CheeseGraterWithKnifeAttachmentThatCanCutaCarInHalf3000! for only 9.99. get yours today!

ohgod ohfuck

Grover from Sesame Street throwing his hands up in the air in intense exasperation

AND YOU STOLE THE TITLE OF THE BOOK I'M WRITING

I, for one, hope that basic cable in Florida begins airing “robocop” as that will inevitably lead to trump announcing a surge of ED-209 ground troops into the levant

God - can you imagine how trump would screw up an ED-209? It's already just the worst. A very bad robot by all accounts. I honestly can't even dream how he'd make it worse. I only know he would and in spectacular fashion

I love how cis people are throwing parties in states where trans people can be arrested for using the bathroom at the airport if they tried to go.

You just threw my years of intense study out the window. I hope you're happy 😋

I need help not being homeless again

And I need publications to stop pissing me off with putting my wrong name on my fucking work I swear to god it’s bad enough I was exploited for 15 years but my name being wrong too fuck you

Please help out Juno if you can! ♥️ She writes wonderfully and everyone can find something to like in her work!

Good morning to the other 99,999,999 people in this geographically massive fucking country all experiencing the same storm at the same time which has only become normal very very recently

It’s so easy to dunk on Christian extremists because they fucking hate Jesus’ teachings.

7 year anniversary of making Jerry Falwell Jr big mad.