Stable-ish genius

Just had a visual of Flanders saying “a little coke-a-rooni” while tenting his fingers and I apologize but I just had to get it out

If you have the guts to put out a dog shit opinion, have the balls to get bullied in the comments

Closed his replies like a goddamn coward

These freaks were not bullied enough as children.

You can’t blame yourself for the Braves’ failings. lol. Glad you’re feeling better

You should still do this but more importantly, you should film this and put it on the internet superhighway

I had to call six (6) different primary care offices AND wait six (6) months to see a new doctor when I moved. It was insane

I litigated a tree law case in MA as my first literal civil case. It was NUTS

The only thing I remember from that team was the old nun and the big white center who was dripped out with the sauce. I hope he’s doing well

Isn’t Porter the dude who took Loyola Chicago to the Final 4? Or am I on drugs?

I feel betrayed when the wallet inspector ran away with my wallet after assuring me that he would be right back

Ahhhhhh

Great player. What a junk ball artist

Doo pants check on isle bozo

Which sliders took the cake?

I know the Democrats are incompetent all around but this should be in commercials tonight

Do you know what pisses me off so much? He’s gonna have a press conference on Friday being like “we did it!” And then the markets will be normal next week and all the MAGA bros will be like “Trump won a war” and I’ll be committed to an asylum

Brother, you need to literally walk around for the next week in the sun. Those thighs are “i live in Norway and never see the sun” white

I don’t know what it is but this DST knocked me completely on my ass. I’ve spent the last two days laying in bed like a Victoria child that has consumption

Need the full Rooster report

I knew that being 100% on oil stocks would eventually pay off!! Vindication!!!!!

In my next life I want to come back as someone who says things like “it’s rough out there folks!” And then jet off to my Hamptons summer house

Here’s a weird hypothetical that maybe you touched on (just say so): suppose you scheduled a team a couple years ago thinking they’d be good but then they started to suck. Can you drop the game due to a team starting to suck too much?

Hell yeah

Fine, I’ll give you an extra 69 cents to mess up your accounting

Goddammit bro

Dancing fruit got me thru the a couple real hairy moments as a parent

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You are:

I think you should go for a second large beer, seeing the score

Did his AI gf break up with him?