maura

Can anyone else not stop thinking about ozempic Santa in sad beige skims

His accent I’m howling. KJ Apa the man that you are

Girl who is only fully functional between the hours of 530 to 930 pm

My face superimposed over the image of a woman walking three dogs. Adrien Brody, Jacob Elordi, and Alexander skaarsgard’s faces are superimposed over the dogs, implying I’m taking all 3 men on a walk.

Is this kind of thing allowed here

woman with a creepy smile, from the movie Smile (2022)

when I see the D

hello

Dijon aka Mr. I am Completely Dangerous and Feral

Cheeseburger every day

two more shy kittens have arrived! I’ve named them Dijon and Honey :) Dijon is on the left in the first picture and Honey is at the front of the bed in the second picture.

soooo irate LMAO

a long haired tabby tuxedo kitten sits next to a pop up pen. She has a perfect little “M” on her forehead and a little spot on her nose.

new foster: Amanda :)

Could be a multiple nap day

Thursday afternoon weather headache nap

Male frogs ONLY

Wednesday early afternoon WiFi not working nap

I love processing adoptions when I’m a little high

A selfie with a panda’s head peaking out behind a bunch of bamboo the panda has covered itself with/is eating

A pandas head peaks out over a big log. They are eating bamboo

checking in on my neighbors

exactly this is not like other sheer/naked dresses

today I woke up and read onyx storm for 45 minutes and then logged on just in time for my 10 am meeting with my manager where I asked about the same stuff I’ve been asking about for 3 weeks but haven’t gotten yet. Then I sent a few emails before being so sleepy I had to nap for 3 hours.

bad fibro flare up day. I can’t stay awake even though I had 8 hours of sleep last night and 3 cups of coffee. violently nauseous. hoping I can sleep for a few hours and feel better but maybe I’ll just sleep through tomorrow

this lives in my home

no one tells me I’m beautiful more than old women

ty nice Sephora woman for fixing my eyebrows.

Stop subtweeting me

Friday afternoon scramble egg brain nap

someone just asked me for something they sent me like an hour ago. on the same thread.

patrick star from spongebob is holding a jar and says the lid-the-lid-the-lid-the-lid ALT: patrick star from spongebob is holding a jar and says the lid-the-lid-the-lid-the-lid

this is everyone I work with every single day of my life

one of my CLOSE PERSONAL FRIENDS works at Caesar’s Superdome and she is telling me Taylor is going to make a surprise appearance during Kendrick’s halftime show

Would love to take a nap with all four of my cats rn but unfortunately it is their Devil Hour