04.12.2025 22:40
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Adam Friedland:
The clues… yep, it’s clue time.
Congratulations to Chelsea on winning the FIFA Club World Cup
Official DSA President endorsement
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“Adam, shut the fuck up.”
Nick: (as Gene Hackman) Goddamn it, my tits are too big… Listen to me, I’m a fuckin’ baby. Stop kissing my big fuckin’ baby tits!
Nick: (about BetDSI) It’s a German company and a lot of people think that’s the reason that they have explicit antisemitic…
Stav: Move on to talk about the ad. Start talking about the copy, please.
TAFS subreddit is down unless you are already subscribed. 😔
Favorite Cum Town bit?
Stav: Me and Eldis baked a whole tray of cookies at 1am last night. You know what I did? I spread nut butter on one side of each cookie like an Oreo.
Dasha: I’ve told you that you can chew the food and spit it out.
Stav: That’s not gonna work for me, Dasha.
Nick: We gotta figure out how to get Peter Thiel money…. the last six months of this show, we will push any message you want on some of the most unstable people in the country. We have an audience of half a million listeners a fucking episode.
I always thought I hated this song. Turns out I just hate Motley Crue.
Nick: You think Patton Oswalt’s penis looks like him?
Nick: I remember as a kid, often non-whites would spell my name “Nike”.
Adding this to the list
- 3 new episodes of the Adam Friedland Talk show - wide lapels make a comeback - “r-slur” used as punchline in a major Hollywood production - Nick Fuentes does community service - Nick Rekieta does community service - Adam Friedland does community service - Pearl fucks a while man (finally) - Sam Hyde goes to the Oval Office - Bird flu. BAD - A surviving member of the band Queen dies - Elon Musk pays someone to pretend to be Adrian Dittman, that person is doxxed immediately - Derek the Dress Guy me too’d - mass shooter names REDBAR in manifesto - Stavros settles down with a non-binary twink, insists it’s not gay - Adam goes on Stavvy’s World - Adam IS Stavvy’s World - Vivek - Nick Mullen? Total wild card
2025 Predictions
Nick: You’re fat as shit.
Stav: I’m straight, actually.
Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because it happened. Merry Christmas.
Adam: I read my 7th grade yearbook when I was back home recently and every message was “Hey Jew, good luck being Tom Green.”
Can I share this on X, the everything app?
