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πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ Gaza Needs Your Support: Help Build a Lifeline for Students and Remote Workers! In Gaza, war has destroyed homes, blocked roads, and left countless people without work. Yet, amidst the rubble, hope remains. Students and remote workers face daily strugglesβ€”power outages, broken…

I can't seem to drum up support anymore for Spark Space, which supports displaced families with electricity & internet... As engineered hunger worsens, this is a way for families to work onlineβ€”to EAT.

Chip in. Click "weekly" or "monthly" a coffee! chuffed.org/project/spar...

11.03.2026 16:02 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 5

While autumn & winter are my favorite seasons, I admit I miss the sun being out later

Not because my nocturnal self needs it to function, but because I enjoy scenery outside my window, and it's like a sibling flipped the light off on their way out when I wasn't ready and now I can't see shit. Rude

08.03.2026 00:41 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Fisher King, by John M Davis 7 track album

Welp, once again it is #BandcampFriday where artists get to keep 100% of the proceeds from their sales!

I’ll be plugging other folks’ music today but I’ll start with β€˜The Fisher King’. Released in January, it’s my electro-orchestral vision of hope.

johnmdavis.bandcamp.com/album/the-fi...

06.03.2026 13:52 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

It's always fun watching younger readers realize tropes get re-used across books and genres then get online to proclaim that authors need to stop using them because they're tired of books "copying each other"

I imagine they won't be too thrilled to learn we've been using "tropes" for millennia

06.03.2026 00:26 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you Laken! Hope you're having a lovely week yourself 😌🀍

03.03.2026 23:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Evening coffee, hash browns, cozy faerie book, kitty cuddles, and not so cozy fae writing

As the gods intended β˜•οΈπŸ“–

03.03.2026 23:26 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I take one point of damage every time I see a sentence without it

03.03.2026 04:29 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Website: please disable your ad blocker soβ€”

Me: no *pepper sprays*

03.03.2026 03:50 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bout to rearrange this shit into a goddamn toaster and the pop's the only thing I want to hear from it

01.03.2026 04:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Here's a software update filled with all sorts of AI malware! Would you like to download now?"

Nope, pause updates. Indefinitely.

*holding a pillow over the power until it goes to sleep* "We said.. would you like to update πŸ™‚"

01.03.2026 04:45 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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alice from alice in wonderland is wearing a blue dress Alt: Cartoon Alice from Alice in Wonderland curtsies
28.02.2026 21:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Heal Minds Gaza: empowering Palestinian children who were in detention Palestinian children in Israeli occupation prisons face severe psychological violence that deeply impacts their sense of safety, identity, and community after their detention. The Heal Minds Gaza…

Research-informed mental health and community-building activities for kids who've faced extreme trauma in occupation prisons!! And YOU can make it happen.

Heal Minds Gaza will bring dozens of these kids workshops & more. Absolutely anything helps: chuffed.org/project/hmg

28.02.2026 14:00 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

I used Hungarian paprika! Smoky but more on the sweet side. There's also Spanish paprika, which I haven't tried cooking with yet

28.02.2026 13:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Many jokes shall be told at the d&d table πŸ˜‚

28.02.2026 11:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So snug in their burrito blanket πŸ₯Ή

27.02.2026 21:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The tentacles add to the, uh, theme πŸ˜ŒπŸ™

27.02.2026 17:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And for the least sexy character I've ever created 🀣 she's a 3ft goblin fairy who told a paladin guard she was hitting on that he was "so mysterious, so clanky"

27.02.2026 17:04 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of a DnD Beyond spell list. The spells read: Hold Person, Hunger of Hadar, Suggestion, and Tongues

Screenshot of a DnD Beyond spell list. The spells read: Hold Person, Hunger of Hadar, Suggestion, and Tongues

Could I have chosen different warlock spells, yes

But why rob myself 😏

27.02.2026 16:54 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

No one stopped me from putting three different types of paprika in the breakfast rice, so it's actually your fault if it's too much 🀨

Morn β˜•οΈπŸ˜’πŸ–•πŸ»

27.02.2026 14:59 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Kansas Sends Letters To Trans People Demanding The Immediate Surrender Of Drivers Licenses "The legislature did not include a grace period."

This thread is now dedicated to organizing aid for trans refugees

If you need help or have help to offer, please @ me

Instructions and updates to follow in below 🧡

www.erininthemorning.com/p/kansas-sen...

26.02.2026 06:04 πŸ‘ 1424 πŸ” 1415 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 61

Maybe now that people are paying attention to Kansas, you'll stop telling trans people we're overreacting.

The federal government is now *requiring* trans inmates to undergo conversion "therapy," which the UN has recognized as a form of torture.

26.02.2026 15:21 πŸ‘ 475 πŸ” 188 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 2
Trans Continental Pipeline Queer Relocation Nonprofit in Denver, Colorado

Colorado borders Kansas. Here is a Colorado non-profit that helps trans people relocate, Trans Continental Pipeline.

Please share.

tcpipeline.org

26.02.2026 01:53 πŸ‘ 1012 πŸ” 811 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 28
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A Nationwide Book Ban Bill Has Been Introduced in the House of Representatives Hours after the State of the Union address, House republicans introduced legislation banning LGBTQ+ books from public schools nationwide.

CALL. YOUR. REPS.

26.02.2026 19:58 πŸ‘ 62 πŸ” 65 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2

Hair oil works really well for me, mine is dry and prone to frizzing at every little disturbance πŸ˜… there are also some good anti-frizz creams if oil is too heavy for your hair. I've had to experiment to find the right products/amount for mine's texture

26.02.2026 20:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Got my teefies cleaned today and now I need to bite more people's fingers off to restore the blood coating

Volunteers? Anyone?

25.02.2026 21:49 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Delete this" is a universal artist reaction to our own creations, I see 🀣

25.02.2026 01:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Meme of video game character Marcus the worm pointing at a rock around a campfire with the text "It's pissin' me off"

Meme of video game character Marcus the worm pointing at a rock around a campfire with the text "It's pissin' me off"

My editing notes to clients: *in-depth critique drawing from literary analysis, suggestions, industry standard corrections*

My editing notes to myself:

25.02.2026 00:48 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

One weird perk of working from home is finding out that no traditional workplace schedule would've suited me because my clients get their edits during my 3am caffeine zoomies so I can nap throughout the day and hiss at the sun from behind the safety of my blackout curtains

23.02.2026 20:47 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of two spidermans standing in front of a nypd van Alt: Two cartoon Spidermen pointing at one another

Our literary analysis brains right now 😌🀣

21.02.2026 13:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

For sure and that is sooo much harder to do, I don't envy that job πŸ˜‚ I feel like Miyazaki pulled that off with Howl's Moving Castle, I adore both and they seemed to be in conversation with each other rather than separate works

21.02.2026 13:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0