I'm a niche movie critic now
10.03.2026 22:27
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I'm a niche movie critic now
Maybe she's serving dog girl realness
Daisies (1966) shows us not only that movies don't have to be directed by Tarantino to feature a lot of feet, but that the foot content is better with a female director.
i have a zine!!! dm if you want one
I put Performance Review up on gumroad. Free/pay what you want for a novella where sissy hypno meets fascism.
asterolsen.gumroad.com/l/performanc...
No bird secrets around you
I'm the last person using aesthetic correctly
The regime is reading Performance Review, are you?
Stepping away from the lathe, my bad!
The regime is reading Performance Review, are you?
TRANSplants Issue 3 might be sold out but you can now read it on @itch.io for free/pay what you want!
Featuring:
@doriandawes.bsky.social
@elanorjb.bsky.social
@anemonebythesea.bsky.social
Austin Killips
Marta Blanek
Avery Mara Ellis
asterolsen.itch.io/transplants-...
I am really proud to be in this. Some incredible work is in here!
Loved having your writing as part of issue 3!
TRANSplants Issue 3 might be sold out but you can now read it on @itch.io for free/pay what you want!
Featuring:
@doriandawes.bsky.social
@elanorjb.bsky.social
@anemonebythesea.bsky.social
Austin Killips
Marta Blanek
Avery Mara Ellis
asterolsen.itch.io/transplants-...
A selfie of Me, a woman in a bikini, smiling
The view: a sunset over the water from the balcony with a small pool in the foreground and flowers lining the wall
I am, as they/them say, living the good life
It's so pathetic
I find this lack of introspection and absence of self awareness fascinating ngl.
This is the same argument AIDS deniers, climate deniers, vaccine deniers, and racism deniers, etc. all make. Ben Ryan is a slightly less vulgar Alex Jones.
Some? How many chasers play this sport goddamn
Benjamin Ryan is the dumbest person to ever figure out how to get online
[Nodding]
C) we need to hang out again
My metaphorical house is a jumble of cat memes, dumb jokes, perversions, and like one decent idea that I have to chase around the place as it scurries away
I would describe my writing as me doing my best to assemble a car from whatever I found around the house
I'm more and more convinced that most journalists can't read or think tbh
This story and this issue is sooo good, love how it’s things corallate in it (sry)
Thankssss!!
She's from Tampa. Only panhandle Floridians have southern accents (piney woods, specifically)
What if you exercised power for something meaningful instead, loser