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Poor thing. You need to give her something with large press buttons.

We all know Mr Darcy never fancied that Bennett lass, he had eyes only for Mr Bingley's flower.

All will be revealed when she lands

Chop chop. Not too long before those full length curtains will adorn your gorgeous georgian windows.

I'll ask for the all inclusive

Yes. And I wont take no for an answer

Part of the Brazil tourism package?

I'm buying what hes selling

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Do you have life insurance?

Man on man action with full frontal?

Because our government doesnt care as long as they get their taxes

Only way to know if he wants to nurture your rose bab

You need to show John your sheer nightie, bab

Try many at a time, put yourself around the block, one of them is bound to take hold.

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👏🏽LOCK 👏🏽HIM 👏🏽UP👏🏽

Its all AI hun

🎉🎉Happy 🎈day🎉🎉 @markysparky.bsky.social 🎂🍸

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But when Nigella smiles at her meekrowaavay all those straight men get semis 🙅🏽‍♂️

Woof

Balaclava could also work.

Palm oil and burnt caramel crap

Its why I shop wearing a hoodie, baklava and a taser #toughlove

I've put on weight since they reduced the cocoa levels in chocolate bars #bastards

Hapy international womens day