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Head of Trusts & Estates Dept at Wolfram & Hart. 9 iron or 9mm, always ready to put a hole in one. Country Club Thug. 3 Time Trap Croquet Champion. (Y)Our Kind of People. Old school nerd. Forever Self-Deprecatory. 1904 1906 1933

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"If there's a kid with a stick who keeps hitting people, you take their stick away," she told the jury. "Money is their stick, so you take it away so they can't hurt people anymore."

10.03.2026 13:23 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Kolanovic, ten days ago:

09.03.2026 01:53 πŸ‘ 1101 πŸ” 214 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 8

Was literally JUST looking outside and thinking that last part.*

*vesper

09.03.2026 18:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Exactly! It’s like: damn I hate it, but I kind of love it. Well damn done sir. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

09.03.2026 18:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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β€˜Todd Golden to Kansas’ is the new β€˜Billy Donovan to Kentucky,’ and that’s great for the Florida Gators | OnlyGators.com: Florida Gators news, analysis, schedules and scores Winning a national championship in his third season and securing 100 career victories with the Florida Gators faster than any head coach in program history, Todd Golden has already cemented his legacy...

'Todd Golden to Kansas' is the new 'Billy Donovan to Kentucky,' and that's great for Florida #Gators basketball.

πŸ“–: www.onlygators.com/03/09/2026/t...

09.03.2026 15:24 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
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Irrespective of the industry or endeavor (generally speaking)β€”or even whether you like, dislike, or are ambivalent abt the person in questionβ€”it is a pleasure to watch a fine craftsman at work.

09.03.2026 18:29 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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At 6:40 AM. Winter is officially over in Florida.

09.03.2026 10:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œOh no Verstappen doesn’t like the new rules and may retire from F1!!”

Me:

09.03.2026 02:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58

08.03.2026 23:55 πŸ‘ 39306 πŸ” 6943 πŸ’¬ 449 πŸ“Œ 166
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We took Bronze in the 8+!!! #ScullLife

08.03.2026 16:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The great wealth transfer is giving Americans another reason to argue β€” USA TODAY The largest wealth transfer in history is causing a surge in estate disputes. Learn how to protect your estate and inheritance gifts.

The DPzzle Full Employment Act aka The BPzzle College Payment Fund aka The DPzzle Vacation Home Enabler

08.03.2026 15:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Exactly. And we need to remember the Black con list is growing rapidly year after year. There is probably a Black con close to everyone that they weren't aware of at all. Check out the Black Con Coalition. Atlantic Comic Con is in August πŸ‘€

08.03.2026 14:15 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s so much fun. DragonCon used to be the β€œBlack” con (to me) before BlerdCon & it was great. But it was Black by happenstance & only in comparison to other cons.

BlerdCon being so intentionally and fully Black was the Phantom pulling up to show us that DragonCon was a Chrysler 300 in this regard.

08.03.2026 14:10 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

This is the Platonic ideal of a social media exchange, never again to be equaled or even attempted:

07.03.2026 20:56 πŸ‘ 1558 πŸ” 320 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 3

You know, @mlb.com, lotta baseball fans here on Bluesky, the official sports app and a lot of great posting.

And it’s just too bad you’re not here, too.

Oh well.

08.03.2026 05:56 πŸ‘ 548 πŸ” 50 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 3
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Back at it today! #ScullLife

08.03.2026 13:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

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08.03.2026 13:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

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08.03.2026 13:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You’re right. I should be more forgiving of her faults.

08.03.2026 13:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

What they do not tell you about home ownership is that you will keep finding things to fix/replace/improve and all of it costs money

08.03.2026 13:01 πŸ‘ 50 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 31
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Happy Caturday... cat? Hey? cat? Please? 😹 #Caturday

07.03.2026 14:28 πŸ‘ 517 πŸ” 53 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 5

β€œDo law firms drug test?”

β€œWhy? You ⛷️?”

β€œYeah…”

β€œCongrats. You passed the test.”

08.03.2026 12:49 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

Overheard from two kids talking behind me:

β€œMy friend does dog sitting every single day during his break, so he’s like a millionaire now.β€œ

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08.03.2026 12:40 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

43 laps done, with the Ferraris at 3 & 4, the Mercedes at 1 & 2, Lewis with the fastest lap, and Verstappen in SIXTH? This is gonna be a good season… #AustralianGrandPrix

08.03.2026 05:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

08.03.2026 03:12 πŸ‘ 17088 πŸ” 3390 πŸ’¬ 202 πŸ“Œ 119

Sinners starts slow for a reason. That is a very multi layered storyline. All critical to the whole of the movie. You can’t get through it bc you send texts like β€œalr” and are used to listening to 97 second songs.

08.03.2026 01:27 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s going to be an awesome season of F1 and the secret is everyone forgot how to build a car

07.03.2026 15:04 πŸ‘ 284 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 7

They’re Nazis, poisoning Black neighborhoods, and distributing CSAM over there. I’m cool with them not thinking we’re in the same side of things.

08.03.2026 01:59 πŸ‘ 39 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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WOOOOOOOOOOW…

(Pre-Trump, yes. Now it’s just chaos which is bad for business)

08.03.2026 01:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You just gotta laugh babe πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

08.03.2026 01:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0