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@pretzel365

username is a reference to the show Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, and also I love pretzels she/her pfp by @bound-light.bsky.social

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The VFX School β€” VFX Campus

you wanna learn VFX?

The VFX school is closing. All their shit is free. Torrent files and everything

grab it while you can

thevfxschool.com

09.03.2026 02:10 πŸ‘ 975 πŸ” 849 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 5

FYI for fellow narrative designers/game writers: the studio in question is Sentona Games and it’s my understanding they are currently interviewing to replace me. Be very careful with them. They were very nice to me and easy to work with right up until I needed the money I was promised.

26.02.2026 20:29 πŸ‘ 3973 πŸ” 1819 πŸ’¬ 45 πŸ“Œ 29
Two posts from altnps.bsky.social:

Amazing work, everyone the OpenAI boycott is working! And thank you to our international supporters who are joining us. Sam Altman is in panic mode he went on X tonight telling users to ask him anything about OpenAI’s Pentagon deal as the boycott of ChatGPT grows.

We know a lot of people are choosing to boycott AI overall, and we support that. AI is terrible on the environment! At the same time, we understand many people still use AI tools. If you’re going use AI please delete the ChatGPT app, and switch to Claude by Anthropic instead.

Two posts from altnps.bsky.social: Amazing work, everyone the OpenAI boycott is working! And thank you to our international supporters who are joining us. Sam Altman is in panic mode he went on X tonight telling users to ask him anything about OpenAI’s Pentagon deal as the boycott of ChatGPT grows. We know a lot of people are choosing to boycott AI overall, and we support that. AI is terrible on the environment! At the same time, we understand many people still use AI tools. If you’re going use AI please delete the ChatGPT app, and switch to Claude by Anthropic instead.

If you give a shit about:

* Books
* Art
* Fresh water
* Food
* Breathing

an account with over 890,000 followers shilling for Anthropic is a HUGE red flag.

This account was sus for a long time, but this is the icing on the fucking cake.

Block these absolute lying arseholes now.

01.03.2026 19:15 πŸ‘ 321 πŸ” 149 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 2

A broader takeaway I think is nobody should be allowed to be so rich that being told no, or being held accountable, represents such a moral injury to that person's psyche that they feel like their only recourse is to burn the world down.

28.02.2026 02:52 πŸ‘ 2249 πŸ” 527 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 10
A screenshot of an Android app. Text:

β–² Nearby Glasses

Smart Glasses are probably nearby
Device: Unknown
RSSI: -42 dBm
Reason: Meta Company ID (0x058E)
Company: Meta Platforms, Inc.

This app notifies you when smart glasses are nearby. It uses company identificators in the Bluetooth data sent out by these. Therefore, there likely are false positives (e.g. from VR headsets). Hence, please proceed with caution when approaching a person nearby wearing glasses. They might just be regular glasses, despite this app's warning.

Debug Log

[19:08:40] Unknown (-50 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E)

[19:08:40] Unknown (-50 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E)

[19:08:41] Unknown (-34 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E)

[19:08:42] Unknown (-34 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E)

[19:08:42] Unknown (-34 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E)

[19:08:42] Unknown (-57 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E)

[19:08:43] Unknown (-40 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E)

[19:08:43] Unknown (-42 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E)

[19:08:43] Unknown (-42 dBm) Meta Company ID

(0x058E) [19:08:44] Unknown (-42 dBm) Meta Company ID

(0x058E) [19:08:44] Unknown (-42 dBm)

Meta Company ID (0x058E)

[19:08:44] Unknown (-42 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E)

[19:08:45] Unknown (-40 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E)

[19:08:45] Unknown (-63 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E)

A screenshot of an Android app. Text: β–² Nearby Glasses Smart Glasses are probably nearby Device: Unknown RSSI: -42 dBm Reason: Meta Company ID (0x058E) Company: Meta Platforms, Inc. This app notifies you when smart glasses are nearby. It uses company identificators in the Bluetooth data sent out by these. Therefore, there likely are false positives (e.g. from VR headsets). Hence, please proceed with caution when approaching a person nearby wearing glasses. They might just be regular glasses, despite this app's warning. Debug Log [19:08:40] Unknown (-50 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E) [19:08:40] Unknown (-50 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E) [19:08:41] Unknown (-34 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E) [19:08:42] Unknown (-34 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E) [19:08:42] Unknown (-34 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E) [19:08:42] Unknown (-57 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E) [19:08:43] Unknown (-40 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E) [19:08:43] Unknown (-42 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E) [19:08:43] Unknown (-42 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E) [19:08:44] Unknown (-42 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E) [19:08:44] Unknown (-42 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E) [19:08:44] Unknown (-42 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E) [19:08:45] Unknown (-40 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E) [19:08:45] Unknown (-63 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E)

I made an app.
play.google.com/store/apps/d...
Nearby Glasses is here to warn you when smart glasses are nearby.

I hope it's useful for someone.

Nearby Glasses's open source, free and rather simple
github.com/yjeanrenaud/...

It's also downloadable outside the Play Store. iOS port is in the making

23.02.2026 18:28 πŸ‘ 1991 πŸ” 1019 πŸ’¬ 71 πŸ“Œ 79

I don't know who needs to hear this, but you deserve kindness and support when you are having a rough time. You are not too much, and your needs are not too much. You're just human like the rest of us.

23.02.2026 23:13 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You, an individual, cannot "fix" the whole world. You can act at the scale of your life. You should act at the scale of your life.

22.02.2026 16:47 πŸ‘ 4073 πŸ” 1317 πŸ’¬ 37 πŸ“Œ 0

I hate our nazi pedophile gambling slop future

19.02.2026 22:31 πŸ‘ 1724 πŸ” 245 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 4

we should have a third industry besides AI and gambling

19.02.2026 13:20 πŸ‘ 502 πŸ” 119 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 18

I would shoot the computer with a handgun five to eight times

17.02.2026 20:54 πŸ‘ 2316 πŸ” 382 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 4
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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

16.02.2026 23:52 πŸ‘ 29639 πŸ” 5728 πŸ’¬ 215 πŸ“Œ 164
White text that says "FIRST READER APPLICATIONS ARE OPEN!" on a blurred purple image of our website banner.

White text that says "FIRST READER APPLICATIONS ARE OPEN!" on a blurred purple image of our website banner.

OTHERSIDE is looking for 1-2 first readers! We got SO many amazing submissions that it's time to expand our team!

Interested? This is a great opportunity to learn about the editorial process πŸ‘€ We offer an honorarium and first readers can still submit to us!

πŸ“Apply here: forms.gle/QcYLzXFn6AEn...

16.02.2026 16:00 πŸ‘ 49 πŸ” 53 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 3

in 2017 a popular twitter game was to type a partial phrase then see what your phone auto-completes it with.

this proved so popular that it is now the only business model in the US.

09.02.2026 21:15 πŸ‘ 1718 πŸ” 480 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 10
12.02.2026 23:00 πŸ‘ 6138 πŸ” 2093 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 14

in my younger days I would ask my father for his opinion on something and he would say "I'll tell you what I think if you really want to hear it, but you are the one who has to live with your choices."

I appreciated the respect in his response. he could advise if I wanted, but my life is my own.

12.02.2026 16:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of Amazon customer support chat getting refund for a Ring Floodlight Cam

https://www.reddit.com/r/FlockSurveillance/comments/1r0m509/comment/o4jc9xz/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

Screenshot of Amazon customer support chat getting refund for a Ring Floodlight Cam https://www.reddit.com/r/FlockSurveillance/comments/1r0m509/comment/o4jc9xz/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

Screenshot of chat with Amazon customer support getting refund for a Ring product bought in October 2020

https://www.reddit.com/r/FlockSurveillance/comments/1r0m509/comment/o4k6nqk/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

Screenshot of chat with Amazon customer support getting refund for a Ring product bought in October 2020 https://www.reddit.com/r/FlockSurveillance/comments/1r0m509/comment/o4k6nqk/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

Infographic telling Ring customers they can get refunds for their purchases through Amazon

Infographic telling Ring customers they can get refunds for their purchases through Amazon

People on Reddit are getting Amazon to refund their Ring products because of their partnership with Flock and that creepy Super Bowl ad
www.reddit.com/r/FlockSurve...

10.02.2026 09:55 πŸ‘ 7467 πŸ” 3338 πŸ’¬ 50 πŸ“Œ 157

I know she loves me and always has. but it hurts to know that part of who I am has always been such a disappointment to her, and that she made me feel like I can't even talk about it with her because she centered herself as a victim when I tried.

11.02.2026 02:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I know I could be frustrating, but her disdain for something innate to me has translated into a lifetime of self-loathing that I am now only beginning to come to terms with.

I want to love myself, as I am. as I always have been.

because I have always been worthy of being loved that way.

11.02.2026 02:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

you weren't a bad mom, just like I wasn't a bad kid. I just wanted you to understand me. I just wanted to understand myself. but when I tried to share that with you, you saw it as an attack.

being like me isn't a bad thing. it's not always EASY, but it's not BAD. *I'm* not bad.

11.02.2026 02:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

combined with the fact that when as an adult, I said to her something like "I wish we'd known more about autism when I was young because we might have had less conflict if we'd had that understanding" she got all huffy and deflecting/defensive like "well I'm sorry I was such a bad mom!"

11.02.2026 02:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

been big in my feels this week, having had the realization that every time I recall pissing my mom off as a child, it was because I was showing an autistic trait.

11.02.2026 02:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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gradient.horse Draw a horse, watch it run!

omg everybody go draw a horse this is what the internet was made for

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09.02.2026 23:11 πŸ‘ 7013 πŸ” 3610 πŸ’¬ 35 πŸ“Œ 154

somehow I always forget about cause and effect because I rush to the bathroom and there's a moment where I'm worried something is wrong and then I'm like, girl. you made a vat of chili the other day. you are packed to the gills with fiber.

09.02.2026 00:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And the thing that will have the most value for me is that people will see my name and know that a human being worked on this book and did her best to make it the best, and most meaningful, book she could.

08.02.2026 13:58 πŸ‘ 1977 πŸ” 112 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 6

I saw Elmo's tweet that was like "oh no Ms. Swift" and my immediate thought was "who let this child listen to 'Wood'?"

08.02.2026 00:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Here's the amazing thing folks.

Mamdani, while an EXTRAORDINARY human, is not a unique human.

This could be our mayor. This could be our representative. This could be our senator or our governor.

This could be our President.

This is the government we deserve.

07.02.2026 05:11 πŸ‘ 361 πŸ” 63 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

I do not care for these pedophiles and you may quote me on that

05.02.2026 14:40 πŸ‘ 101 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

🎢She wears short skirts

🎢I raise lemurs

🎢She's cheer captain and

🎢I'VE GOT ALL THESE LEMURS

03.02.2026 13:57 πŸ‘ 348 πŸ” 63 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2
A Japanese woman wrestler jumping off the top rope and about to pound her opponent through the mat and into Nebraska

A Japanese woman wrestler jumping off the top rope and about to pound her opponent through the mat and into Nebraska

02.02.2026 01:31 πŸ‘ 54 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 3