Danielle, Petty Hate Machine

fell for it again award recipients

im just really fucking sick of spending my entire adult life lurching from one worldwide economic disaster to another all because people pretend republicans arent dumb as dog shit morons completely detached from reality

This might be the greatest split-screen ever broadcast.

They’ll play this in museums in future.

(🎥 LCI 🇫🇷)

a while back a guy I knew was trying to justify having gone to Curtis Yarvin's wedding, and his girlfriend said "Don't you find him thrillingly contrarian' and I said 'That's how boring people excuse being racist'

every “serious analyst” needs to get it through their heads that there is no plan and anything that passes for one can be tossed out at the mad king’s whim

@foxylustygrover.bsky.social When we went to the park today the dog Helly was closest in size to was a fox terrier! SMOL BEBE

Oh you doubters. NUDE FOR 2026

nigel farage tweet: The Bank of England is replacing Winston Churchill with a picture of a beaver on our bank notes. This is the definition of woke.

i, for one, am delighted that we finally have a definition of “woke”

Oh my GOD

Did you see what I did when I watched it

I decided not to buy any clothes in 2026 and so far it's not too difficult. Maybe I'll start doing one year on, one year off

Incredible

And so many fans!

It was very good on exposing how all of this is just a content mill to manipulate young men into forking out cash. All these guys are fake stupid horrible dickheads but they know how to get money

Watched Louis Theroux: Inside the Manosphere

Well that was thoroughly nauseating

I have it on speed dial

I have watched the whole documentary about them twice! I am trying hard!

I'll probably wind up going because solidarity and I do think they're very talented, they're just a "not for me" band for some reason. Can't explain it

Noooooooo

I hope all you Sparks fans are excited about them coming to NZ for the first time ever! Because my husband is DELIGHTED

HAHAHAHAHA COOL BEANS

Oh sorry, the latest headlines say 53 days. So that's fine then 🙃

At one end of the house, the husband is playing "Ça Plane Pour Moi" by Plastic Bertrand, very loudly

At the other end of the house, Son One is practicing his drum performance for Year 12 music: "Slice of Heaven", very loudly

I am frying dumplings in the middle because who can compete with that

Hera Lindsay Bird tweet

We have the stupidest government in our entire history

And WILFULLY so! They could have not been stupid! They had the whole government apparatus to tell them! But no

Apparently it correlates with whether National or Labour have formed a government and very little else. Did @thoughtfulnz.bsky.social study this?

Just. Complacent and ignorant and dumb

I despair

My great-aunt of the old boiling school used to look darkly upon lightly steamed veggies and said her daughter "ran past the microwave" with them. That is what he does with the briefings