Smee

I love this. With random multipliers. There are 4 drops to the smidge and 18 drops to the splash (unless you are in America of course where there are 22 drops to a splash).

Creep

Oh that is ironic, my cousin died in a diving accident in B…

Hang on a minute…

Petition: By-elections to be called automatically when MPs defect to another party When an MP decides they want to defect to another party a by-election should be automatically triggered to allow the constituents the opportunity have their democratic right to agree or not with their...

🚨By-elections to be called automatically when MPs defect to another party - lets get this to the 100,000 signatures needed

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We could be unbeaten at the top of the league and some bed-wetter would still be all “Howe needs to go he’s out of ideas” if we conceded a goal.

Im sure that they will “closely monitor the situation”

I swear the contingent of men in teal tracksuits gets bigger every time.

Slept like a baby last night 😉

This isn’t a confession

Are you watching a different game?

I hate to find myself on the side of the Daily Mail, but if you’re going to correct people, at least try knowing the difference between grammar and vibes. “Less” with count nouns is perfectly standard English; the so-called rule is a later stylistic tic. Declaring it an error just shows you up.

Please don’t watch more games. You are obviously our unlucky charm.

Sometimes the smallest doors lead to the loudest destinies — but only if you’re brave enough to knock.

IgnoSid!

Most writers will carry some of their tics through to the end of their days. A good editor will have a file on each one to help clean them up, and I blame lack of editing in this article not the writer. Teach your kid to find the best editor they can; they are the gold in a writers career.

Yeah, definitely needs an ´editor’ to tighten up the ´writing’ and beat down that ‘annoying habit’.

Ergh no. 3.11 was peak.

Just don’t think of the fact that you now know what Harry Styles’ girlfriends’ foo foo tastes like. And don’t think of that every time you hear the song.

Will you just get rid of the work experience kid that puts these god awful
images together.

Alexander Isak parody statement.

Fixed it #NUFC

What the hell is going on with your graphics? Are you channeling 1980’s Top of the Pops?

La Casa De Papel - Bella Ciao [Lyrics] (Money Heist) YouTube video by ReLike Vibes

If it’s not to the tune of Bella Ciao I will not be happy m.youtube.com/watch?v=0aUa...

I got to the end and started watching again.

This is a masterpiece. Simply excellent
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Mo Salah tweet responding to the anodyne UEFA tweet about the death of a palestinian footballer saying "can you tell us how he died, where and when?"

Only time you'll ever hear me say these four words but fair play Mo Salah 👏🏻

lol. Pretending to be a journalist. Just recycles Twitter posts. Didn’t realise he was recycling Frank’s parody posts until too late.

Yeah mate. Adding a paragraph at the end of the story after everyone points out that you’ve been duped saying “no no I knew it was a hoax really” doesn’t do much to save face.

Andy Cole did it more than once before he was finally sold.

Your clues to your location are.
An Alsatian dog (from the Alsace)
The town of Colmar (in the Alsace)
A tour guide speaking the German rooted dialect of the Alsace region
Do you think you are in
A: The Alsace
B: The Alsace
C: Paris

Yes #BBC #DestinationX the answer is obviously fucking Paris.