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ShalamarrAO3 - owner of โ€˜alf ze pyramid!

@shalamarr

61. She/her. Loves beauty, gay pirates ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ, โ€œDeadlochโ€, โ€œGood Omensโ€, and the hockey boys ๐Ÿ’ . Writes OFMD fics (https://archiveofourown.org/users/Shalamarr/works

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Oh yeah, and when other folks called them on the untagged stuff, they just shrugged it off with โ€œI don't have to tag all that if I already used Creator chooses not to use a warning. This is an archive, learn to filter out correctly.โ€ ๐Ÿ™„

10.03.2026 17:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Definitely!

10.03.2026 16:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This wasnโ€™t even the worst of it. Their summary led the reader to expect a certain kind of fic. What was delivered instead was violent bullying (untagged), despicable racial slurs (untagged), and a certain type of abuse I wonโ€™t describe because I find it horrible and gross (untagged). Yayyy.

10.03.2026 16:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
AO3 exchange between me and an author who deliberately bumped up their publication date to get more hits.  They shrugged me off when I called them on it, saying โ€œEveryone does it.โ€

AO3 exchange between me and an author who deliberately bumped up their publication date to get more hits. They shrugged me off when I called them on it, saying โ€œEveryone does it.โ€

You gotta love some folks on AO3. (Note: this is NOT an #OFMD fanfic writer. We all have better manners than that.)

10.03.2026 16:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dawson! I love him!

10.03.2026 16:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh, I love them! Luciusโ€™s expression is perfect!

09.03.2026 15:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I want them!

09.03.2026 15:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's kind of what I assumed!

08.03.2026 22:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Folks who are younger than I am (which is most of you) and cooler (which is all of you), what does โ€œbuzzyโ€ mean? Context: โ€œThat photo of (two costars from a TV show) is so buzzy!โ€.

I can probably guess, but Iโ€™d rather know for sure before I use it wrong and everyone laughs at me. ๐Ÿคช

08.03.2026 21:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Actual footage of me this afternoon, looking at the items in the auction. (Okay, not really, because Iโ€™m neither male nor nearly as good looking, but you get the idea.)

08.03.2026 20:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've got one! It's for the #OFMD fic I'm working on, loosely based (believe it or not) on "Singin' in the Rain". The fic is untitled as of yet, but in this snippet, Ed's auditioning for a bit part in an action movie. Will he get the part? You'll find out at a later date!

08.03.2026 19:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 16 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, this is bullshit. Iโ€™m old enough to remember seeing a revival of โ€œBambiโ€ in the theatre and overhearing a parent quietly explaining to her kid what happened to Bambiโ€™s mom. Tough conversations come from anywhere and everywhere, and youโ€™re not doing any favours by putting blinders on kids.

08.03.2026 16:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 17 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

We watched โ€œPredator: Badlandsโ€ (AWESOME) on Disney+ last night. The subtitles would sometimes disappear before we could read them, which was an annoyance when the dialogue wasnโ€™t English, but not a problem โ€ฆ until the very last line, spoken in Yautja, which we missed. And it was a CRUCIAL LINE! ๐Ÿ˜ก

08.03.2026 16:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No, YOU just bought that โ€œHello Canadaโ€ issue that has Hudson Williams on the cover.

07.03.2026 20:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I for one would love to see our Queen Leslie Jones send a few of those wastes of oxygen crying home to their mamas.

06.03.2026 15:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Look at this pair of beauties! Love! And does anyone know where I can buy Conโ€™s t-shirt?

05.03.2026 20:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hell yeah. Would ChatGPT go whole-hog into immoderate use of the word โ€œtwitterpatedโ€ like I have? I THINK NOT.

05.03.2026 17:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Now thereโ€™s someone on Reddit being concerned that the HR fic theyโ€™re reading hasnโ€™t been updated since January. Thatโ€™s January of this year. They got at least one โ€œOh, sweet summer childโ€ reply. ๐Ÿ˜Š

05.03.2026 03:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 17 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The โ€œHeated Rivalryโ€ fandom is wild. Someone recommended a fic on Reddit and said โ€œI donโ€™t know why its hit count is so low, itโ€™s really goodโ€ when the hit count is over 6000 (for a fic thatโ€™s less than 2 months old). Iโ€™ve never gotten that many hits in my life! ๐Ÿคช

05.03.2026 02:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 17 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Itโ€™s why I refer to Samba and Con and Vico et al as โ€œoursโ€. I know theyโ€™ll achieve great heights in their careers, and deservedly so, but theyโ€™ll always be our pirates.

04.03.2026 16:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Me too. Theyโ€™re just adorable.

04.03.2026 16:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman in a floral shirt is smiling with the words i need to lie down above her ALT: a woman in a floral shirt is smiling with the words i need to lie down above her
04.03.2026 16:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Aww. ๐Ÿฅฐ

04.03.2026 00:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nooo they are so handsome!

03.03.2026 22:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

FOUR HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS??? God, Iโ€™m so proud of us!

03.03.2026 22:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Same!

03.03.2026 17:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Flowers, eh? It just so happens that Iโ€™ve got a #TakeTwoTuesday fic that fits! Itโ€™s got down bad Ed, down bad Stede, and a fun ending. https://archiveofourown.org/works/54809971

03.03.2026 17:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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fry from futurama is holding a bunch of money in his hand ALT: fry from futurama is holding a bunch of money in his hand

Then you know what my response will be when the time comes!

03.03.2026 03:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Doing my best, Pirate Dad.

02.03.2026 21:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Isnโ€™t it amazing?

02.03.2026 21:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0