GT rhymes with Mayday

Change one letter, ruin a candy.

Sharties

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RE Requiem: it’s Morbin time

fun twist: nobody’s been watching since the end of the 7th inning but they keep putting up another zero on the Google score tracker every 20 mins or so just to see how long people go along with the gag.

did you try beating her with a skiddo

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It’s like they decided to make this World Series the Snyder cut

Lots of bombast at the beginning, some cool scenes, and now this is the part where everyone’s standing around talking about their moms and stuff

Kind of a common law thing where if you both live in the same place long enough they just mail you the papers

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If you’re asking me how hard it is to get to third base and score…

They are trapped inside an arena where love and escape do not compute.

☝️ you, watching the bikes whiz around in tron

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meanwhile, on the other other side of the screen

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Chiming in: do not recommend. Play Snake on your old cell phone and look at this gif and watch any other Jeff Bridges movie and you will have experienced everything worth experiencing in the Tron universe

I apologize that I typed “Bree” I swear it’s autocorrect’s fault

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I think the call that one “The Al Roker”

That type of picture crossword contains short moving picture loops called “gifs” which, apparently, rhyme with “knifes”

you’re probably thinking about a different Troy McClure

Narrator: she definitely does not say that.

That’s Troy McClure. You may remember him from such classic posts as “Troy is a good influence” and “those sirens in the distance probably aren’t for Troy”

You definitely do not remember him from “Troy is a deadbeat dad” or “Bree is looking for alimony from Troy”

Got you, buddy

Milk Duds are caramel.

Also malt powder is mostly barley and flour.

It’s cool if you don’t like the candy, but your sick burns are rooted in farce.

Also Whoppers is spelled with an H.

At no point was I under the impression that you were lying

Well, I like chocolate croissants with my coffee when I get to treat myself

And I like a little whimsy in my boxer briefs, so today is pink/yellow/blue platter paint pattern

Just makes for a mouthful of a stripper name

which part

Your porn star name is the last thing you ate and the color of your underwear.

Uh oh.

I’m…Pain Au Chocolate Neon Splatter Paint

So…Chocolate Splatter? Neon Pain?

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“Why do you ask?”

Right?! 😂🤌🏻