A gentle correction for those of us with major depression or chronic illness:
if all you can do in a day is one of these things, you’re still doing great, and your life is 100% valuable! 💜💜💜💜💜
I had a dream that someone from academic Twitter accidentally started a rumor that I’m dead, and a podcaster emailed me to say that person had discovered their error and made a public apology on the podcast. 😧
Life continues to be an absolute nightmare for Regina
BIIIIIIIG STRETCH!
The misinformed AI takes are killing me. I gotta leave the internet.
Spring Break is off to a great start. Had lunch with Dr. Delarocker at my favorite vegan place in Boston, then went to the Chinatown BPL branch to do some editing for a freelance gig. 14/10 stars, highly recommend meeting your internet/academic friends in person! #whatprofessorswear
I literally do this tho 😅
The best was the person who finally was just like, "He or she can just cancel their policy," like THEIR IS THERE MY FRIEND
This is why I need to change my name to Link Warthog Faber!
KL & I merging our car insurance policies:
KL: I'd like to add my spouse to my policy.
Rep: Great, what's his name?
KL: THEIR name is Elizabeth.
Rep: Great, and what's her license number?
KL: THIER license is [x]
Rep: And her DoB?
KL: THEIR DoB is [x]
Rep: Okay, I'll add her.
Me: 😂😂😂😂😂
“Hi, um, Progressive? Yes, I was just wondering why my claim was denied?”
This thread has @momebie.bsky.social written all over it
Owner: Um, so about the house…
Chris: Oh?
O: Yeah, um, like, the one bedroom has a lot of, um, bodily fluid stains…
C: Ah, well, my daughter Regan was a bit under the weather…
O: Ah. And, um, the police called? To say that 2 men…2 PRIESTS died in the house?
C: No, 1 died on the steps outside…
I feel like we don’t spend enough time talking about the fact that The Exorcist took place in a RENTED house. Like, imagine explaining all that to the owners????
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Is...is this a Mary Wollstonecraft joke?
I spent like 3 hours tonight reworking my CV and resume, then applying for jobs. I'm lucky enough to have a stable full-time job (plus a stable part-time job), but I would love a big change. Keep your fingers crossed for me in this terrible, terrible job market, please!
WE’RE ALL GOING THROUGH IT KITTENS
You're trapped in the last TV show you watched. Where are you?
Chotiner: You've made the claim that no one has ever fed you in your life.
My Cat: Maow.
Chotiner: Yet there's food in your dish right now.
My Cat: Maow.
Chotiner: Let's change the subject to the ripped-open bag of sandwich bread on the floor.
My Cat: Maow.
Chotiner: I have read different things.
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If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
Well played!
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
One grandpa was a bridge-building engineer, and the other was a train-driving engineer.
😅💜
I…literally have no other options? The job market is BAD, and I am unqualified for everything
I did not scream, throw things, or quit my job today, despite really really really wanting to do all of that.
Please clap.
I would simply get 100000000 emails per day asking for grade updates. (I already get 10000 emails per day asking for clarification on grades.)
We literally have to use the LMS for early alert and academic coaching purposes. Also I will not be doing math.
