Mr KM

OMG OMG OMG

I’m now starting to feel super nervous.

I am spending this Friday evening with a very famous and well known Porn actress in Los Angeles.

Bucket list ✅

YOLO

My travel over the last 12 months

Thailand 🇹🇭 - Earthquake
Canada 🇨🇦- Wildfires
Turkey 🇹🇷 - Gunman at hotel
Mexico 🇲🇽- Cartel violence

Today: Oklahoma 🇺🇸- Tornado

Hello Oklahoma City

Did someone say Mojito van

Every time I’m in America is get served at least once a random breakfast and it always reminds me of one of my favourite albums “Breakfast in America” by Supertramp

Today was scrambled eggs, toast, jam, and a random Caesar salad

Goodbye New Zealand 🇳🇿

Next stop Texas 🤠 for the night. Then onto Mexico 🇲🇽

Easy

Good morning and take it easy

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@listigeplaylists.bsky.social

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Packing my suitcases and I just found my favourite suit that I thought I’d lost in Dubai in December inside a case I didn’t take to Dubai. No idea how it got there

Apologies to the InterContinental Hotel Dubai Marina for maybe/accidentally accusing you stealing misplacing it.

What a dream

My type of pornography

I’m very fortunate to have a job where I travel, but the next few months are going to be crazy busy

10 Flights in this lot with Air New Zealand, United, Emirates and Singapore airlines

And I still haven’t finalised a trip to Africa I have to squeeze in

I do say that as a joke and I have actually said it many times before

But in all seriousness I truely don’t have one. Or rather my opinion might say one thing and next week another position will be my choice

For every hater there is an appreciate-r

Put me in the latter category

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One of the most frustrating things I ever did was change from Vodafone to Spark.

When neither worked both we just only interested in blaming the other.

Congratulations are in order

My first round of golf earlier this week in ages due to work and weather. A sub 70 round I’ll take any day being so out of practice. But unfortunately golfers elbow has hit. (Like tennis elbow but the other side.

Please refrain from sexy photos while my hand is out of use. 😂

The one I’m doing at the time.

Oh no. I truly hope you can rebuild here

Hello to my long ignored account on “the Blue-sky”. (Is that what the kids call it). Just decided to end my toxic relationship with my “X”.

This is my new happy place. As long as I can appreciate photos of your ass

Mr KM

Tough day at the office today. Flat out.

I quite often have to pinch myself that I get paid to do this

Sending virtual hugs

Omg matching drinks and matching food.

That guy must have great taste in food and the company he keeps.

You’re a beautiful person

Oh. Looks incredible. I wonder what inspired the colour 🤔

Bon voyage

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That’s quite sad to see your efforts gone

Good morning Riley