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"i microwav'd / pizza i'd sav'd / tho pizza cold / is breakfast gold." mdzs / pop music / books of all genres / etc. perilously @ ao3 and tumblr

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MXTX Remix 2026 Pinch Hit List! When someone defaults on a remix assignment, we call in a pinch hitter. Fill out this form to join the mailing list where we send out open assignments to be claimed as they arise. Thank you so much!

We're working on matches for MXTX Remix 2026 as we speak, but in the meantime, if you missed the deadline, you weren't eligible this year, or you just want to do us a solid, join the pinch hit list! docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

09.03.2026 19:53 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
1910 Women could wear pants
1920 White women could vote
1963 Women gained equal paid rights (sort of)
1965 Black women could vote
19 69 Women were allowed to initiate divorce
1972 Women could get birth control, without a man
1973 Women could choose to get an abortion, legally
1974 Women could buy a home, without a man
1988 Women could own their own business, without
Nomesticial protection agains
2022 Women lost the constitutional right to abortion

1910 Women could wear pants 1920 White women could vote 1963 Women gained equal paid rights (sort of) 1965 Black women could vote 19 69 Women were allowed to initiate divorce 1972 Women could get birth control, without a man 1973 Women could choose to get an abortion, legally 1974 Women could buy a home, without a man 1988 Women could own their own business, without Nomesticial protection agains 2022 Women lost the constitutional right to abortion

Strong reminder: women have not been independent for as long as some folks would like you to believe. We’ve lost rights that we never should have lost.

08.03.2026 15:35 πŸ‘ 2236 πŸ” 1034 πŸ’¬ 29 πŸ“Œ 24
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#wangxian back kisses for @wangxianaction.bsky.social requested by @/junodoom! tysm for your donation πŸ™

08.03.2026 01:06 πŸ‘ 147 πŸ” 54 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
an ao3 screencap of the title and summary for the fic "knead until smooth" written by perilously (me!). the summary is as follows:

Inside the bakery, Lan Zhan works the dough one last time. He hasn't looked up once. When he does, Wei Ying bites his tongue on the shriek that tries to bust out of his throat. He freezes like a startled rabbit, like he thinks Lan Zhan is a predator who can't see movement.

It's fine. Lan Zhan doesn't see him.

an ao3 screencap of the title and summary for the fic "knead until smooth" written by perilously (me!). the summary is as follows: Inside the bakery, Lan Zhan works the dough one last time. He hasn't looked up once. When he does, Wei Ying bites his tongue on the shriek that tries to bust out of his throat. He freezes like a startled rabbit, like he thinks Lan Zhan is a predator who can't see movement. It's fine. Lan Zhan doesn't see him.

the spirit moved me to post... a wangxian bakery au? look, we don't question the spirit

🍞 lan zhan works at a bakery; wei ying is totally normal about him
🍞 wangxian, 2.8k, rated t
🍞 archiveofourown.org/works/80821276

08.03.2026 02:05 πŸ‘ 44 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

book recs:
- we ride upon sticks by quan barry
- witchcraft for wayward girls by grady hendrix
- the once and future witches by alix e. harrow

08.03.2026 14:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

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08.03.2026 14:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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modern wangxian for @wangxianaction.bsky.social !
prompt by @cosmosangel1.bsky.social πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯° thank you for your donation!!!

07.03.2026 20:19 πŸ‘ 167 πŸ” 63 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
an ao3 screencap of the title and summary for the fic "knead until smooth" written by perilously (me!). the summary is as follows:

Inside the bakery, Lan Zhan works the dough one last time. He hasn't looked up once. When he does, Wei Ying bites his tongue on the shriek that tries to bust out of his throat. He freezes like a startled rabbit, like he thinks Lan Zhan is a predator who can't see movement.

It's fine. Lan Zhan doesn't see him.

an ao3 screencap of the title and summary for the fic "knead until smooth" written by perilously (me!). the summary is as follows: Inside the bakery, Lan Zhan works the dough one last time. He hasn't looked up once. When he does, Wei Ying bites his tongue on the shriek that tries to bust out of his throat. He freezes like a startled rabbit, like he thinks Lan Zhan is a predator who can't see movement. It's fine. Lan Zhan doesn't see him.

the spirit moved me to post... a wangxian bakery au? look, we don't question the spirit

🍞 lan zhan works at a bakery; wei ying is totally normal about him
🍞 wangxian, 2.8k, rated t
🍞 archiveofourown.org/works/80821276

08.03.2026 02:05 πŸ‘ 44 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Sketch of Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian as magical girls.

Sketch of Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian as magical girls.

@tortilla-chips.bsky.social @wangxianaction.bsky.social

Magical girls wangxian for you! <3<3 thanks for this prompt, it was so fun to draw!! (

(BTW if you want the full file instead of the compressed social version, dm me and I can email it to you) <3

03.03.2026 19:46 πŸ‘ 92 πŸ” 36 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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Signups are now closed! We're working on matching -- keep an eye out for your assignment on the 11th!

07.03.2026 05:01 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We are down to the last 12 HOURS! Get those sign-ups in!

06.03.2026 16:59 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just 24 hours left to sign up!

06.03.2026 04:59 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

it's really cool how "you don't 'have' a sex you are weighed against [the structure] sex" is the last and ultimate piece of the puzzle that truly allows being nonbinary to "click" and feel meaningful. like wow sex is not "a feature of you" it's something imposed on diverse & complex individuals??

04.03.2026 05:24 πŸ‘ 462 πŸ” 90 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

You have about two days left to sign up for MXTX Remix Exchange!

04.03.2026 15:19 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Every trans person is like "I knew something was up before I had the words to describe it and had to fight for this for years" and every transphobe is like "one conversation with a doctor could have convinced me to get the walrus surgery from the movie 'The Walrus'"

03.03.2026 23:26 πŸ‘ 1823 πŸ” 405 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 3
MXTX Remix

MXTX Remix

February 27 - Signups open
Match 6 - Signups close
Match 11 - Assignments out
April 24 - Works due
May 1 - Works revealed
May 8- Creators revealed

February 27 - Signups open Match 6 - Signups close Match 11 - Assignments out April 24 - Works due May 1 - Works revealed May 8- Creators revealed

Signups for MXTX Remix Exchange are now open!

Join this year's exchange at archiveofourown.org/collections/...

27.02.2026 05:00 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 36 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 5

a crucial part of the human experience is creating an entire pocket "au where i live here" daydream everytime you travel somewhere new... at least in my experience

02.03.2026 15:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

mdzs friends please consider signing up for remix so there's a chance i will get to play around with your wangxian output. this is enticing right? right???

27.02.2026 17:56 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
a drawing of Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji sitting on the ground with the rabbits. Wei Wuxian puts bunnies in Lan Zhan's sleeves. Lan Zhan is saying "Wei Ying, what's on your mind?" Wei Wuxian answers "We should test the capacity of your sleeves"

a drawing of Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji sitting on the ground with the rabbits. Wei Wuxian puts bunnies in Lan Zhan's sleeves. Lan Zhan is saying "Wei Ying, what's on your mind?" Wei Wuxian answers "We should test the capacity of your sleeves"

Someone on tumblr asked for LWJ with a ridiculous amount of bunnies in his sleeves. I think that’s the only way the bunnie could have gotten there πŸ˜‚

#mdzs #wangxian

28.02.2026 20:04 πŸ‘ 229 πŸ” 92 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1

I made them butch4femme tourists

28.02.2026 09:10 πŸ‘ 4495 πŸ” 1599 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 9

the tainted cup is sooooooo enjoyable

28.02.2026 05:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

me when my vpn is like "disconnected and unsecure": same dude

28.02.2026 03:43 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

mdzs friends please consider signing up for remix so there's a chance i will get to play around with your wangxian output. this is enticing right? right???

27.02.2026 17:56 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

yes. πŸ˜”

20.02.2026 17:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€’ pronouns: she/her
β€’ height: 5'5"/165cm
β€’ zodiac: ♏
β€’ smoke: my lungs said no
β€’ tattoos: five, more to follow
β€’ piercings: two in one lobe, one in the other
β€’ fav color: cobalt blue
β€’ fav drink: beer (sours in the summer, red ales in the winter), tea (every kind but berry flavored), seltzer

20.02.2026 17:35 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 3

we should have a third industry besides AI and gambling

19.02.2026 13:20 πŸ‘ 502 πŸ” 119 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 18

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18.02.2026 11:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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17.02.2026 17:26 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

that can't be right

16.02.2026 21:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not even touching on how weird they are about indigenous folk.

The Mormon church has unconscionable amounts of money invested into conservative politics and it's regression of civil rights already. They have been a major force of the religious right for a long time.

15.02.2026 06:40 πŸ‘ 192 πŸ” 85 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0