The world is hard and boobs are soft
The world is hard and boobs are soft
Evil Executive lusting after the Magical Girl has a mental breakdown after discovering the Magical Girl only has eyes for Brainwashed Combat Drone 221
Need someone to make me forget what sex is and fill in the blank with whatever embarrassing act they want
unfortunately being a loser is only fun if you can get hot people to bully you for it,
I love the idea of being too overexcited and/or yapping too much only to have a friend shut me up by dropping me into trance as they tease and bullying me for how Iโm cuter when Iโm quiet and blank hdhdjdjsjsjdfjdjjshddhdhdh
i want to be turned into a brainless puppet,,,,
dollhood is known to be very contagious,,
angel girl whose halo flickers like a lightbulb when you flirt with her because her halo requires brainpower to function
it's weird when I follow someone on here and realize they're younger than me,
Why isn't a pretty girl wearing soft pretty panties sitting on my face rn
Its really funny how many people would just be throwing words like "degenerate art" if they thought it was socially acceptable
Kinda wanna bleed on someone.
(Reminder that my 'blood' is a viscous black liquid that tears apart any living cell it touches)
Turns out I'm so damn good at oral sex that I just gave a girl a transcendent experience that took like half an hour to recover from.
I did this through her panties.
Damn I'm hot.
Photo of a woman's breasts from a low angle.
Im not normal
I'm better~
there's something about seeing a woman draw a blade that makes me want to challenge her, even if I normally wouldn't have anything close to a thought like that--
you!!!!
i get the feeling my boyfriend would be less scared of injections if it was me holding him down and injecting him
god my hair looks cool. i'm so fine. it's so hot that i'm such a loser
hey so nobody told me the actual best part of monster hunter is walking around leisurely looking for cool bugs
The whole point of defending the right for uncomfortable, or even reprehensible fiction to have the right to exist isnt that its all cool and nothing is ever wrong with it
Its that government/corpo organizations will NEVER look at things with the """nuance""" you think is so self evident
#ofthedevil
morgan too, but in like a cute sexual way
i took a fifteen minute nap and it ended up being about me flirting with london and idek what to do with that. i literally shot out of bed like WTF
when you think about it, i'm actually woke for sexualizing a guy who's balding. like i think that's kind of woke. i think that counts for something
High-key true
would you still love me if the next Kallie story hits and i don't shut the fuck up about it. would you forgive me if it becomes all i talk about. would we still be friends if it becomes downright obsessive. would you still care about me if my thoughts were on it and nothing else for far too long
awe honey that's so sweet,,
New figure just dropped