ally-cadabra

being horny invented 12 years ago and i’ve felt it every day since

heard your girlfriend was away this weekend, wanna meet at my place?(contemplating shaving)

HOLE

still waiting for this btw

i took it to heart

i have been disconnected from my telephone lately. when gaga said stop telephonin’ me

where my denver boyfriends at

it’s been while but here i am once again

men will beg you to have a sense of humor meanwhile they think comedy is abusing you like what

need cock

i’ll send some ass so you can heal faster

it’s true

in my head canon you’re 27

if you’re gonna ask to go to snapchat from tinder just to send me pictures of your face and not actually say anything everytime i talk to you im going to black you or ignore you like in what fucking world is that gonna make me want to meet you

“LGB without the T”
hey so actually go kill ypurslef

got high out of my mind last night and made out with a married woman 😳

i’m genuinely curious and will 100% judge everyone for how they rank the states

tiermaker.com/create/state...

the worst thing gay men can put in their bios are conservative, moderate, and any arrow or combination of arrows in that order.

THATS MY STATE

please please please please please i’m begging

in the most autistic way i can fortunately

yeah.

2,023 minutes of just lady gaga in october. down from 2,327 in september.

this is just the year for me

i need your morning pump inside me i think

i have been black out drunk so many times but i have never, ever been hungover which i think is wild

i’m—

what’s his name just so i can avoid him ruining mine