You all do get that Iran LIES as a matter of practice right? Don’t get me wrong, they can and will fuck with energy prices but they can’t credibly mate actual market claims.
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You all do get that Iran LIES as a matter of practice right? Don’t get me wrong, they can and will fuck with energy prices but they can’t credibly mate actual market claims.
At some point the market needs to stop falling for this nonsense
Operation Fortitude II
It’s almost like bombing for peace is about as stupid as fucking for abstinence
The fact that the supreme leader is the supreme leader because we murdered the rest of his family may also be a small factor of how mad they are
So just reflag as a qualifying country. This seems stupid
stonks goin down
stock market looks like a win probability chart for a baseball game where a team's bullpen blew a big lead
They can cap all they want. $7 a gallon x zero gallons is extremely affordable
She went full Cramer. You never go full Cramer
They are halting production at a number of facilities. There’s literally no place to put it. The whole system is built on a state of flow. Once it backs up it takes weeks to spin back up
He really is just an incredibly stupid human being
The ghoulish content notwithstanding this is, objectively, some of the worst writing I’ve ever forced through my higher reasoning center.
Bitch, if you’re offputting what does that make me?
Wanna talk Venezuelan crude quality some more but in public?
Oh Fuck
Now watch this drive
Always remember half the Lehman brain trust just moved to Goldman
It’s a good thing that the S&P isn’t being propped up by 7 companies who’s entire business has shifted to an insanely energy intensive unproven technology that has to continue to show advancing or risk a bubble bursting.
Because that would be bad
Trumps Katrina is of course, completely self inflicted and entirely domestically economic (for now)
as your self appointed older brother. You have a type. And you need to revise it.
He’s the Jim Cramer of tech predictions
Time to update your “close the strait” modeling
More of this please. (Unless it’s from Newsom and then just…don’t)
The word “can” is doing an incredible amount of lifting here.
Underrated point in the SCOTUS decision: They flatly agree that tariffs are taxes.
Given this clarification, and spending recently rammed through with the BBB, Trump seems more like a tax happy Chavista than anything else in recent history.
The really interesting thing about Trumps reaction to the tariff decision is how he’s still all over the Epstine Files.
It’s worse, assuming the importers get paid back (I remain skeptical). They woo be made whole with tax payer dollars so voters get to pay TWICE!
Similar for me but different object and orifice
He’s going to keep finding ways to force feed the tariffs to us and let litigation keep smacking him down. Eventually one of us will die and it will end.
