Grace 🏳️‍⚧️

Susan boyle or queen elizabeth ii, if they allowed licensed characters I’d do trans fem elmo

Every week that stinky bitch from Florida does okay I get another forehead wrinkle

the one who gave that speech in the last movie when they were abt to fight the volturi

idk which one of them gives bottom but id do garrett

I will be many things but never a class traitor 😌

And if I saw someone steal tampons and erased a minute of footage from aisle 7 then what? I’m new idk how to do this job… 👉👈

I’m kind of exactly like joan of arc except I have ibs

✨ Ooh you want to come to hamburger mary’s this thursday at 8pm so bad… ✨ ooh you want to see some fierce 80’s puss… ✨ ooh you want to make a reservation at the link below…✨ ooh you want to tip me with an *dible… ✨

Ash wednesday when ember tuesday walks in the room:

i love my beautiful tranny life…..…

hrt refill came in a 1 month supply instead of 3 😔

The uptown subway not taking coupons makes my blood boil sooo fiercely! Like whats up with that??? God forbid a lady wants a $6 footlong 🙄

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✨ Ooh you want to come to hamburger mary’s this thursday at 8pm so bad… ✨ ooh you want to see some fierce 80’s puss… ✨ ooh you want to make a reservation at the link below…✨ ooh you want to tip me with an *dible… ✨

THURSDAY

Some times are easier than others, it sucks butt all the same :( Here for you 🫶

The clark/lake stairs from the brown line to the blue line feels like the backrooms

This hangover can go rot in hell and gargle piss cause whyyyy does my head feel like it’s going to explode AND implode

Do you ever just say to yourself, “I think I want to be puss at this party”, and then you’re puss at the party? 💋

Guys I finally figured how to shake my ass 2026 is my yyeaaarrrr

Wait omg this is so pussy

Ooh I hope that stinky bitch from Florida goes home tonight

Almost 2 months nic free, won’t lie the urge to buy a vape is really strong especially since it’s the valentines season but I know I have the strength to pull through despite 😌

I need to study harder so I can get an A+ cup instead of an A 😔

The socrates of our time

Going to 3 different Aldi’s just so I can get a $2 bag of oranges

I scooped out all the lint from the dryer machine in my complex and now I feel like I could fix a car, mechanic fish 🔧

Lowkey ran out of my mones but my refill appt is in 3 days so now I’m just like

Holy shit that man is so hot

Is 2026 the year I become a u-haul bisexual??