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leaving the expired cheese sticks in the fridge so I don’t Get In Trouble for wasting food (26 years old)

I just looked it up and this looks perfect thank you!

looking for a blood pressure machine but for my whole entire body

The only way I can do chores is if I do 8 chores at the same time so I can switch between them when I get bored

I love being home because I can connect with my inner child by open mouth wet coughing all over the place

Craziest life hack is having an addiction to get you out of bed in the morning. I never hit the ground running quite like I did when I was a wake and baker.

someone please tell me what I was just about to look up please

How did anxiety even get passed on as a trait??

My body: HEY THERE’S A THREAT!!

Me: oh okay what’s the threat?

My body: We don’t know. But definitely use up all your energy being aware of it!

Like how did this shit not die off?

Don’t flatter me, I like it way too much and will fall for all of your tricks.

just got hit with the bone chilling anxiety that you’re all mad at me, so time to post a selfie to win back your favor

Am I about to be murdered by an intruder or is it just the ice machine? A question for the ages.

we can watch a scary movie but you’ve gotta let me pause and interrogate you at every critical moment so i can determine what our fate would be if we were in that situation

guess i should stop being a little bitch and participate in tummy tuesday

call them “lovely lady lumps” to my face i fucking dare you

tragic that I can’t just photosynthesize like what the fuck

I’ll never post my drafts but I won’t delete them either in case I need to humble myself

The way I looked tonight was pretty much as good as it gets and I didn’t take a SINGLE photo so basically I’m as bad as you can be at my job

If I say “don’t even get me started” it means I’m already started and I’m LIVING for it

Right now I’m playing Subnautica!

saw something that I just knew people would be commenting dumb shit on but didn’t open the comments. in my healing era.

once I start getting dressed and doing the absolute bare minimum every morning it’s OVER for y’all

Cooked? Baby I’m burnt to a crisp. Pure ashes at this point.

One week into a 3 month tolerance break and my libido is already on the rise. I predict a content surge in the next few weeks in case you need something to look forward to :)

Graduated from rewatching a show every time there’s a new season to rewatching the entire current season every time there’s a new episode, so I’m not even gonna ask if I’m cooked. I have my answer.

sleep deprived and online, which means I’ll be replying to every post I see as if it was a personal message to me

Crying about pigeons and then feeling immense guilt that I don’t feel the same deep love in my heart for every other type of bird and then checking my cycle tracking app because honey I mean come on now…

anyone want to come help me search for the source of my eternal misery?? could be fun

problematic bedtime gap relationship

Water looks fine I think!

a song could be objectively the worst ever written but if they do that thing where they cut the music while they sing one line then bring the music back with slightly more energy i’m getting goosebumps idc