Jason Rice

He’s overhyped and someone needs to tell him time to shut the fuck up.

Every goddam time.

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This is how I access Bluesky:

I could in no way talk about myself for 7 minutes. It’s why I write about other people.

I love when they try and make up lame fan fiction to add credibility to their obvious bull shit. I by love I mean I hope he gets a tape worm.

I miss the NJ Drones. It really brought our family together, watching the night sky and freaking out over something that was most definitely a plane.

“I deserve a sex plane “. Brilliant.

My grandfather fought in The Woke Wars. To this day he won’t shut up about it.

Too late. We see you Target.

We are truly on our own.

What is “ways 2026 can get even worse”.

I read the book and it had a rather strange third act that honestly kept me from seeing the film.

The scene of them conjuring Splinter in the campfire gets me every time.

I started setting a timer for myself. 30 minutes here and there...maybe an hour...where I can't leaves the pages until the alarm goes off (you do have to have a certain degree of confidence you won't get interrupted though)

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still my favorite version

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I believe this was stolen from Cobra Commander’s campaign against GI Joe.

I mean it would almost feel weird if everything weren’t on fire. I’d be like hey what gives?

This. 1000x this.

Why are ethics questions always like: "is it ethical to steal bread to feed your starving family?" And not: "is it ethical to hoard bread when families are starving?"

If you see someone stealing food!

NO YOU DIDN’T!!!!
Make living affordable again

shit can’t a science vessel just do science

We need Gilroy to write and release the rest of Nemik’s manifesto.

I have this printed and pinned above my desk. I like starting my day ready to burn something down.

This is your permission slip to watch Andor again

Psyched for this movie. Jessie is my new obsession

These people clearly hate humanity for very different reasons than I do.

That’s a given bit your suggestion would indeed drive him mad.

Oof. Hang in there. You got this.

The American mind has a long history of conceiving and delivering on a lot of grand ideas. Sending shit heads to jail should be just another Tuesday for us.

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And hopefully the “So it begins” phase for the rest of us.