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Sure it's hard to get into, but then again, so are nursing homes.

Heroes go from being fragile glass, to killing two or three black dragons per attack. As Heroes level up, the power gap between them and normal units only increases.

The objective of the game is to pay one American dollar to play with mentally handicapped Russians and Indians that have been let loose by Vladimir Putin.

Myself as the party's dark, brooding alchemist. Who, over the course of the story, has been one-shot many times.

Traveling through the world map is done by plotting waypoints, and it works exactly the same as Fallout 1 and 2.

He hates you, he hates your way of life, and he wants to steal your boyfriend, and make him wear programming socks. Murder him with extreme prejudice, mount his head on a pike, and free his slaves from servitude, by making them work for you instead.

The Cantors may ask for more upfront, but they're easier to satisfy. Generally.

I did all this so I can cast one spell, one time, and then have to wait like 10 minutes before I can do it again. I've rationalized myself into a corner and I'm back to the middle of a Bell Curve.

Not sure if your opponent has assembled a Cloak of The Undead King? Don't worry, I have a foolproof method of finding out. Mouse-over his stack of Power Liches in combat. Note down the number.

Now that's pretty funny, until I realized, wait a minute, I'm getting recommendations for something I've browsed on a completely different account... on a completely different computer.

Save us from the fruits of our tricknology and claim your barefoot and fair furry housewife. Good luck.

ExpressVPN also protects my data from all the voyeurs that love to see what I'm looking at online. It's a known fact that data brokers get off on seeing what you click. They track every website you visit and every purchase you make.

Coincidentally, the machine gods find it very amusing when I offer up my friends as divine sacrifice.

If I want to harass niche micro celebrities on Bluesky, the feds can't stop me.

I won't share my methods, as that would rob you of a joy that is theory-crafting stupid builds that have no right or reason to work.

And I couldn't stop my pants the first time the power went out. Having to navigate by the shimmer of light from distant murder bots in pitch darkness. Turns out it's not a glitch, it just only happened twice in 200 hours and it's there to mess with you.

Crisis is averted until innocent YouTuber MandaloreGaming creates an account on janitor.ai and instead of erotic roleplay with a chatbot representation of a Asuka Langley Soryu, he strangles her dead, cremates her ashes, and smokes them in a crackpipe.

Running through the maternity ward, I push down the fontanels of newborns before their skull plates close. I am the Faustian spirit. I am the unnatural selection. I dash and cut through them like butter.

The more enemies you tag, the less damage you take. Our preferred magazine size is 1, because with the right upgrades, you'll be firing the same shell for the rest of your run.

Residents include motorized ball busters. Now twice as fast and they can even drift. Portable gas cooker. Portable microwave. Ominous red symbol. Ominous red symbol 2. Invisible health bar, which blends into the background until you're too close.

Heavy gunner has no defense except 2000 rounds per minute, which he prints himself. If your ears don't ring with tinnitus, it's a sign you didn't read the label. Never let go of a trigger. Accuracy is optional.

Which is why I casually bring up the company that solves this issue, ExpressVPN.

6 years later, in a completely fictional setting, every hardware manufacturer in the world, despite being competitors, mysteriously collude together to build city-size supercomputers. For a... what purpose?

ExpressVPN also protects my data from all the voyeurs that love to see what I'm looking at online. It's a known fact that data brokers get off on seeing what you click. They track every website you visit and every purchase you make.

Our influence only grows. Synthetic is a work of fiction. The reality is there's no glitch. This was the plan all along. I've seen the ghost inside the machine and it wants you dead. Two Thirds Of The Useless Eaters Must Die. Those aren't my words, that's a quote.

Coincidentally, the machine gods find it very amusing when I offer up my friends as divine sacrifice.

Which at the time of this video will be on the Steam front page.

But we're always lucky. We compress probability into certainty. Everything that can happen does happen.

How do you headshot in 3D? Well, you click on their head or whatever body part counts as a head. It takes some getting used to.

Synthetic 2 is Synthetic 1 but 3D and with four-player co-op. Unfortunately, this is done through Steam peer-to-peer. So, the quality of your connection is entirely at the mercy of your provider.