YurieOnYuri

just learned about straight sex.
dont talk to me.

what?

conservative humor: ”i hate my wife”
woke humor: ”i hate my wife /j”

Eating sand is flavoured

Truly

whats updog?

how come? :3

hahaha

chromatogram

making a rolercaoster that looks like this

my daughte r beacmae a writer?? what did the housekeeping demon not wanna recruit her into his cleaning cabal?

lol, lmao you really walking to me in those wonky ass breadtie shoes

dealing with penguins have never been easier since i woke up in a bathtub filled with ice

who even like breaks bread, like how you fuck it up that bad. if the bread is hard enough to break then its a fucking rock
id rather have a bread tear
setting my foot down on this

working night shifts is like having a gambling addiction

Cuddle soooo soo nice 😊

hope it enjoys it

The jeans seams parting my balls like moses parted the red sea

Me looking at my acidic daughter Sofie: ”i didnt even consider pH”

me at the zipline facility like damn theres a lot of dykes here

Nini

censored for renaissance art 😔

american businessmen always going to that "cock option" thing,, whats that about?

aestheticswiki users will enter a red light district and say some shit like "wow this is so brothelcore"

Gramnda selling slaves again like nooooo you were doing so well in rehab ;-;

(Watching gf peel and eat only the lemon rinds) shes so mentall illness...

Going into the retirement home hearing some fucking antique sfx thinking like who they selling now?

Starts rapping my pizza order

yuuuuuh

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