Grumpy J is just existing, and it kinda feels good

This is hilarious.

Also, completely enraging.

I f*cking adore this movie. It was one of the very few PG-13 movies my mom would let me watch before I was 13. The hospital showdown sequence is incredible

Maybe if the convention circuit ever dries up you could moonlight as a spy. Nobody would ever suspect

white knight in the woods with a dragon hunting him

a collection of my landscape paintings

character concepts from the last of us part 2

character concepts from a catan expansion

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Added it to the audiobook wishlist!

As someone who enjoys 2-4 but grew up eating 8-10 because my entire family doesn't know how to cook, I thought for the longest time that I just didn't like steak. It blew my brain in half when I learned it didn't need to be the consistency of shoe leather

Maybe a small thing, but the correct pronunciation of "Toronto" is greatly appreciated!!

INNOCENT!!!

I can claim two. Heated Rivalry (natch), and I was living in NL while Republic of Doyle was on the air. That was definitely an experience

I havent seen your posts for a while but don't you just need a toilet brush to consider this a slightly risqué Friday night?

I 100% heard this in a Rodney Dangerfield voice lol

That cat has no brain

fuck, I’m sorry, I can’t compete with this

I honestly thought this was a bit. "Let's go baby" what the actual f*ck is happening in this video?

Canadian here. I was in 10th grade, and on the day it happened we propped a CRT computer monitor on top of a Pentium 3 tower and watched MSNBC for a solid hour, until our internet crashed.

After that, it never directly impacted my life outside of macro-scale geopolitics. No recruiters or anything

One of the greatest, Bruce Campbell, announcing he has cancer. Our hearts are with you Bruce, Hail to the King.

*sigh*

Yep, rules are rules I'm afraid

You could always do like the dung beetle and eat shit

They seem like a great person. I bet they're a hoot at parties

The entire millennial identity is being prepared and groomed for a version of the world that stopped existing by the time we reached it

we slammed into a horizon painted on a brick wall like fucking looney tunes

if your community couldn't handle a trans girl with a diaper kink without collapsing into pedophile witchhunting your community simply will not last. If your community cannot handle the clearest example of someone harming no one but herself without breaking down into rabid demands of exile, it cannot weather internal conflict that actually matters without going up in flames. Not only is transmisogyny, you know, a literal death sentence to the trans woman it brands sex criminals, it also just is a fundamental weakness of your community if a trans girl hurting no one can set it ablaze like i don't know how to tell you this but if you're that eager to collapse into moral purity testing for enemies within over a girl that just likes pissing herself and calling her girlfriend big sis, that is a trivially easy weak point for a hostile attacker to shatter your space along. Support the Weird trans women, even the ones you're not personally comfortable with. We're not coming to fuck your kids and dogs, I promise.

As a reminder

I almost lost my goddamn mind when she said "resting bitch face"

OMFG HES IN MONTREAL OF COURSE HIS BITCH ASS ENDS UP IN MONTREAL THIS IS AMAZING!!!

I'm a lifelong Leafs fan and I hope to the gods that Matthews gets booed louder than anyone has ever been booed. F*ck him and everyone else on that team

Seriously, start over after S5. No more Sam and Dean. Its 10 years of Crowly trying to kill Bobby and Bobby trying to wiggle out of the deal. The season finales aren't world-ending, they're one/both of them trying to keep their shit together while trying to screw each other over. Small budget

This is a simple one for me:

Too soon - Crowly, Bobby

Not soon enough - *everyone else*

I have no idea if it's Overhated, but I would imagine its underseen. Outside of Film Bluesky, nobody in my life has ever mentioned this film. The only reason I know it isn't a gag is because I vaguely remember seeing trailers

I will have Interview with the Vampire on in the background while I play videogames

I hope someone is there to document their facial expressions throughout the whole night. These f*ckers shouldn't know a moments peace for the rest of their careers, after which they'll retire and sell boner pills

tweet from lisa desjardins reporting SOTU might be up to 3 hours long

It’s both funny and cosmically correct that the U.S. men’s hockey chodes will have to sit through 2+ hours of rambling from their addled little king while the U.S. Women’s team gets to skip the speech and party with Flavor Flav in Vegas