Ed and Stede AU Bot

ed and stede are talking about country blues music in a romance novel editor au when roach and wee john show up. It's hunting season, and everyone's feeling somewhat blushing. it's titled "weak in your light".

in a combination godzilla and book world, stede is waiting for fashion week. when it comes, they're being chased by raccoons, and then stede has to marry someone, just for convenience of course. The title of the fic is "can't help falling in love" and it's rated E for everyone.

it's swede's birthday in a birding au, and ivan and stede are dropping their ice cream cone :( . The vibe is psychologically damaging, and it's been june since the project finished. it's called "i'm like a bird" and is damp.

oluwande and izzy are feeling escaping in a celebrity au. ed and stede are ready for anything, and the vibe is loose when the elevator has stopped between floors.

it's a strange coincidence in a papal conclave au, but the feeling is alien. a diligent ed and a mermaid-esque stede meet together. stede's about to lose his nerve. spanish jackie is there, laying an egg.

in a fic called "let me down slowly", ed and stede are filming a tiktok with spanish jackie. it's a breaking bad au, guest starring ivan and roach.

in a combination mixed media and animatronic building world, ed is waiting for administrative assistant's day. when it comes, ed's ready to tell him everything, and then the elevator has stopped between floors. The title of the fic is "drive" and it's rated N for nobody.

it's the nasty réunion dawn in a leverage au, and the feeling is anxious. stede and a new skateboarder ed vibe immediately under the same moon. their check bounced and they are zangy. meanwhile evelyn and izzy are busy with meeting a tentacle monster.

in a medievalist au, stede and a glossy ed are working on committing a fashion faux pas with steak knife. The title of the fic is "heavy eyes" and it's rated g.

in a con man au, ed is painting with roach. the vibe is weird for all involved when ed and stede are programming a bot. it's so late for anyone to be out and about and there's a knock at the door.

in a combination cheese racing and jetsons/flintstones crossover world, ed is waiting for breakfast time. when it comes, they switch clothes, and then stede's been secretly pining for years. The title of the fic is "jewel eyed judy" and it's rated general audiences.

in a combination cam work and spanish world, ed is waiting for february. when it comes, stede's about to lose his nerve, and then the room's much cheaper if they say they're a couple. The title of the fic is "damn your love" and it's rated explicit.

it's deep in the winter, and sex pollen fills the air. in this beekeeper au, geraldo and roach are the only ones who can bring a glorious ed and a somber stede together. meanwhile, wee john and buttons are desperately trying not to be noticed in the background.

it's the first really nice saturday of autumn, and izzy is running out of time. in this very sexy au, pete and izzy are the only ones who can bring a stoked ed and a dapper stede together. meanwhile, oluwande and zheng and roach are having a crisis in the background.

in an amish bare fisted underground boxing universe, frenchie tries to introduce ed and stede. hellkat maggie and ivan are tight, and ed and stede are panicky. pete is queueing up, and the vibe is poetic.

at the pierre, south dakota dump, the pining is getting out of control. ed and stede are melty with a married lucius. it's international talk like a pirate day. the story is called "ascension" and it's rated nc-17. it's a a mushroom au.

in a magic universe, it's getting cold and they've lost their way. ed and stede are both embarrassed. izzy is desperately wanting to not have to see what's in front of them, which is cozy. The title of the fic is "let the mystery be" and it's rated teen.

in a it's a wonderful life au, ed and stede are trying to get them to answer the phone. meanwhile, someone is going into heat. It's rated mature.

in a presidential au, buttons and spanish jackie team up. stede has a secret, and ed and stede are getting a bit too close. it all feels spooky.

welcome to the SETI world, where ed is cute. when he finds himself maybe a little jealous, it's only the terrified stranger who can keep disaster from happening. spanish jackie and steak knife are there, too, recording everything for their next podcast episode.

the story is from wee john's pov in a sailboat universe. ed and stede are catching up on the latest comic books with oluwande and zheng. it's time to feed the chimpanzees, and everyone is somber. it's so late for anyone to be out and about.

in a cartographer universe, ed's been secretly pining for years. ed and stede are both flaming. anne bonny is about to jump out of a plane, which is nightmareish. The title of the fic is "problems" and it's rated mature.

it's the postal conclave in a patent law au, and the mood is mismatched. stede and a grumpy ed share a blanket at the louvre, in front of the mona lisa. there's a document they have to sign and they are sweet. meanwhile hellkat maggie and frenchie are busy with splitting a pizza with them.

ed and stede are talking about jackin house music in a peri-apocalyptic au when hellkat maggie and izzy show up. It's evening, and everyone's feeling somewhat absent. it's titled "strawberry letter 23".

at a christchurch hockey rpf convention, ed is watching a movie. archie and hellkat maggie are smelly while laying an egg.

in a fic called "all there is", ed and stede are getting framed with frenchie. it's a person of interest au, guest starring ivan and fang and auntie.

in a celebrity au, stede is eating with roach. the vibe is dangerous when ed and stede team up. it's the middle of the night and frenchie joins in.

the story is from archie's pov in a golden compass universe. ed and stede are having a hell of a time with most of the crew. the eclipse begins, and everyone is proud. it's administrative assistant's day.

in a digimon au titled "more life — went out — when he went", olivia the seagull and pete and lucius are eating a croissant while stede realizes he's going to need therapy.

in a vampire universe, ed and stede are trapped in a stuck elevator and it's getting colder. oluwande and lucius are kiwi, and ed and stede are adventurous. archie is causing trouble, and the vibe is mechanical.