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Never forget the tech assholes who bought the 2024 election.

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Even his own family can’t stand this sick little fuck. Imagine being cursed with him as a relative.

13.03.2026 20:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Stephen Miller: "There has never in history been a more total asymmetric one-sided annihilation of the enemy than what is unfolding right now in Iran"

13.03.2026 00:13 πŸ‘ 1093 πŸ” 242 πŸ’¬ 829 πŸ“Œ 383

I love the BIGGER PAYCHECKS and LOWER PRICES background.

13.03.2026 19:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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JD Vance: "You would have Somali fraudsters, many of them illegal immigrants, who would go and say they had an autistic kid even though they didn't, they would collect that money for themselves, and businesses were rewarding them for fraud."

(This is the new Ronald Reagan "welfare queen" story.)

13.03.2026 18:47 πŸ‘ 183 πŸ” 45 πŸ’¬ 40 πŸ“Œ 11
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Hegseth ignored military officials when he slashed offices that limit risk to civilians The Defense secretary’s decision to cut offices that mitigate civilian harm faces renewed attention as the Pentagon investigates a strike that killed hundreds of Iranian children.

BREAKING: Pete Kegstand IGNORED the CENTCOM chief and the Chair and Vice Chair of the Joint Chiefs opposition to GUTTING offices that limit civilian casualties, calling them "stupid." He fired and replaces all opposed. Politico with the exclusive: www.politico.com/news/2026/03...

13.03.2026 18:40 πŸ‘ 2415 πŸ” 1257 πŸ’¬ 172 πŸ“Œ 73

There’s a word for that: WAR CRIMINAL.

13.03.2026 18:49 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump calls Iran leaders β€˜deranged scumbags’ as Middle East violence spirals Tehran residents report relentless bombing with US and Israeli planes launching wave of attacks * Middle East crisis – live updates Donald Trump has said Iran will be hit β€œvery hard” in the coming days, describing leaders of the regime as β€œderanged scumbags” who it was a β€œgreat honour” to kill, as Tehran residents reported relentless bombing and violence continued to spiral across the Middle East. The US president’s comments, which signaled an intensification of the US-Israeli campaign, came as Israeli and US warplanes launched successive waves of attacks on the Iranian capital and elsewhere on Friday. One strike reportedly hit close to a square near Tehran University where crowds were gathered in support of the Iran’s regime. The area is home to many government buildings. Continue reading...

Trump calls Iran leaders β€˜deranged scumbags’ as Middle East violence spirals

13.03.2026 16:54 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 48 πŸ“Œ 17

Freedom and democracyℒ️ all over again.

13.03.2026 17:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In a decent society the super rich would be ostracised

People should be disgusted by their greed and demand to know how they 'earned' their ridiculous wealth

They should be taxed to the point they can only get poorer and banned from using their money to own/influence anything

13.03.2026 16:13 πŸ‘ 50 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1
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It’s almost like Putin and Netanyahu control our foreign policy.

13.03.2026 14:03 πŸ‘ 9887 πŸ” 4000 πŸ’¬ 583 πŸ“Œ 263
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Trump's new nuclear nightmare in Iran "This may be the worst planned war in history."

β€œThis may be the worst planned war in history.”

13.03.2026 15:30 πŸ‘ 184 πŸ” 70 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 3
designs for the obverse of a dollar coin featuring Trump, via https://www.usmint.gov/news/media-kit/semiq-dollar-coin

designs for the obverse of a dollar coin featuring Trump, via https://www.usmint.gov/news/media-kit/semiq-dollar-coin

You know what we're not griping about enough? That Donald Trump's face is going to be on U.S. currencyβ€”on $1 coinsβ€”later this year. This will be the first time a living president has appeared solo on a coin, and one of the very few times a living individual has ever been on U.S. coinage.

13.03.2026 04:02 πŸ‘ 1038 πŸ” 397 πŸ’¬ 180 πŸ“Œ 194

Pardon me while I go scream into a pillow.

13.03.2026 13:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Russia is providing Iran intelligence to target U.S. forces, officials say The targeting information has included the locations of American warships and aircraft in the Middle East, the officials said.

1. Let me see if I have this right. The Russians are now helping the Iranians kill Americans, first by providing β€œtargeting information,” according to the Post.

www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...

13.03.2026 13:03 πŸ‘ 584 πŸ” 236 πŸ’¬ 45 πŸ“Œ 33

Dream on, greasy-haired Call of Duty troll.

13.03.2026 13:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a striped sweater is sitting on a couch ALT: a man in a striped sweater is sitting on a couch

Meanwhile, Iranian leaders are hunkered down in a bunker waiting for the global economy to collapse.

13.03.2026 13:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You've all heard of the Resource Curse: countries are impoverished by rich resources in their territories, as these trigger colonial looting.
Now we see the Base Curse: if you host a US base, you don't enhance your security. You make yourself a target.

13.03.2026 08:28 πŸ‘ 1130 πŸ” 331 πŸ’¬ 49 πŸ“Œ 16

There are moments I have flashes of anger just short of smashing things about this. We threw it away, we fucking chose to throw it away. And be 'we' I do mean the mass public, not just the crazies they voted for.

13.03.2026 06:34 πŸ‘ 427 πŸ” 42 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 1

These stupid morons had no idea what the Gulf of Persia looks like and just assumed it looked like the Gulf of Mexico. Probably never even heard of the Strait of Hormuz before.

13.03.2026 12:46 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Look, I’m just a basic bitch but even I could have predicted that by looking at a map. They aren’t sending their best 🀑

13.03.2026 00:57 πŸ‘ 47 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump administration underestimated Iran war’s impact on Strait of Hormuz | CNN Politics The Pentagon and National Security Council significantly underestimated Iran’s willingness to close the Strait of Hormuz in response to US military strikes while planning the ongoing operation, accord...

"Top Trump officials acknowledged to lawmakers during recent classified briefings that they did not plan for the possibility of Iran closing the strait in response to strikes."

www.cnn.com/2026/03/12/p...

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Love this.

12.03.2026 00:33 πŸ‘ 129 πŸ” 58 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 1

so, next time they are in power, i think democrats should ask themselves real serious questions about whether they want to continue considering bids and accepting contracts from an organization that has made eradicating half the country an explicit political goal

12.03.2026 22:21 πŸ‘ 1175 πŸ” 269 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 12

The blood clot should have done its job too yet here we are, you babbling sack of shit.

12.03.2026 11:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I asked President Trump about the FBI reportedly seizing election records in Arizona. He said they must have done that because it was a β€œrigged” election. I pointed out to him that his own AG said there was not measurable voter fraud to overturn that election. Then he called me a rotten reporter.

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12.03.2026 11:53 πŸ‘ 116 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1

The Republican Political Party was dropping in the polls. They spent billions on some political theater. To give themselves a boost. Ended up killing a bunch of kids. This is a disgrace for our entire nation.

12.03.2026 08:24 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

About 1 in 10. Though to be fair, I don’t think it’s just Donny. These are some of the most stupid people I have ever seen in politics. You can’t make this shit up.

11.03.2026 21:45 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yep. They just assumed the Persian Gulf was open like the Gulf of Mexico. I have no doubt about it.

11.03.2026 21:08 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Senator Adam Schiff has introduced a bill to ban bets on war and death in prediction markets.
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"Betting on war and death creates an environment in which insiders can profit off of nonpublic information, our national security is jeopardized, and violence is encouraged," he said.
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