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EulengezΓΌcht

@candycrab

She/Her, 29 πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ Slave to my hormones Should I see a minor in my followers they will be evaporated NSFW: https://bsky.app/profile/harlotcrab.bsky.social

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Latest posts by EulengezΓΌcht @candycrab

Please someone hold me like a burger

12.03.2026 07:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Good thing I'm into bondage. Means I have sleep masks lying around

12.03.2026 07:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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GREAT NEWS!!!! 😭❀️❀️❀️

11.03.2026 18:52 πŸ‘ 3586 πŸ” 951 πŸ’¬ 63 πŸ“Œ 53
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I'm so tired of having to defend porn made by consenting adults for consenting adults when our government is run by literal child predators that are hurting people everyday

11.03.2026 13:08 πŸ‘ 3421 πŸ” 928 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 7

We gotta be meaner to everyone anti-porn

11.03.2026 14:43 πŸ‘ 588 πŸ” 187 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 3
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Finally finished: Destoroyah, Perfect Form.

Anyways, I do hope you like it!

#Destoroyah #Godzilla

11.03.2026 16:16 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What makes me so fucking mad is

I never hurt anyone. The vast, overwhelming majority of nsfw creators and sex workers dont.

We get cut off from the ability to use-the-dollar but all the sick fucks that hurt people, both directly and indirectly, every single day, never get even a slap on the wrist

11.03.2026 01:50 πŸ‘ 3897 πŸ” 1302 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 10

Art of the perverse, taboo and disgusting is resistance against fascism. You don't get to "EXCePT 'X' ART" any of it. The goalpost is closer than you think it is

11.03.2026 09:42 πŸ‘ 67 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

If you record certain Youtube ads to talk about them on Youtube itself, you have to censor them because they're pretty much porn, which isn't allowed on the platform from the content creators, but it's perfectly fine to be broadcast as ads.
Porn is fine as long as it benefits large corporations.

11.03.2026 12:11 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You don't hate payment processors enough. You don't hate them enough

11.03.2026 11:40 πŸ‘ 3070 πŸ” 1043 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 5

worth remembering, David Lynch directed β€œfix your hearts or die” specifically at transphobes. it wasn’t a generic β€œno mean people allowed” statement, it was said by his Twin Peaks character in defense of a trans woman he cared for and deeply respected.

10.03.2026 15:40 πŸ‘ 11352 πŸ” 4642 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
The Kaiju Baragon from the movie "Godzilla, Mothra, King Ghidora: Giant Monster All Out Attack".
The joke is that Baragon digs underground, causing small earthquakes with epicentres that move. In general, in the Godzilla movies, very often Kaiju activity is "epicentres moving"

The Kaiju Baragon from the movie "Godzilla, Mothra, King Ghidora: Giant Monster All Out Attack". The joke is that Baragon digs underground, causing small earthquakes with epicentres that move. In general, in the Godzilla movies, very often Kaiju activity is "epicentres moving"

I said: DID THE EPICENTRE FUCKING MOVE πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€

11.03.2026 08:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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An open letter to Grammarly and other plagiarists, thieves and slop merchants To everyone at Grammarly, I am writing a book right now, a really challenging endeavor that no doubt someone in Silicon Valley will think it’s fine to steal the day it’s published. I’ve been a profes...

I finally lost my shit about so-called AIs, LLMs, enshittification & everything fucking evil that @officialgrammarly.bsky.social is doing. I'm fucking furious, and not just about what 1 company has done. An open letter to Grammarly & the rest of the LLM hype machine www.moryan.com/an-open-lett...

11.03.2026 01:44 πŸ‘ 3652 πŸ” 1451 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 211

But does the epicenter move

11.03.2026 08:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Canberra Earthquake March 2026

11.03.2026 08:23 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

Thank, Awwa. Almost chocked on my water laughing just now

11.03.2026 08:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Baby Rattlesnake

Baby Rattlesnake

11.03.2026 08:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm gonna say this once

If I see anyone after today say or repost something like "why should I care about these changes, I don't like "degenerate" art.

You gotta kill the fascist that lives in your head because guess what. The sword is closer to your head than you realize

11.03.2026 02:23 πŸ‘ 2140 πŸ” 946 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 13

Oh hey it is so much

feral, furries that are not human enough, so yeah, digitigrade, incest, hypno, diapers

holy moly lmaoooo fucking hell
subscribestar.adult/prohibited_c...

PROPORTIONS, CHILD CODED PROPORTIONS.

11.03.2026 00:40 πŸ‘ 1368 πŸ” 539 πŸ’¬ 119 πŸ“Œ 234
An illustration sheet showing a humanoid, feminine-bodied kaiju with the shapes of handles and fingers all across its body. In the center is the smaller feminine figure with similar features to the kaiju, connected to the main body by a series of tendrils that make its hair

An illustration sheet showing a humanoid, feminine-bodied kaiju with the shapes of handles and fingers all across its body. In the center is the smaller feminine figure with similar features to the kaiju, connected to the main body by a series of tendrils that make its hair

Kaiju who is also a mech and a girl and also the girl inside the mech

10.03.2026 17:29 πŸ‘ 1514 πŸ” 416 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 4
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New NHS England Review Excluded 97% Of All Trans Studies To Say Care Doesn't Work The new review has led to a ban for HRT through the NHS England system under the age of 18.

1. A new NHS England Review excluded 97% of all trans care studies to conclude that trans youth care doesn't work.

It explicitly violates several guidelines around reviewing literature, and appears to be politics masquerading as (shoddy) science.

Subscribe to support our journalism.

10.03.2026 16:26 πŸ‘ 1504 πŸ” 555 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 28

Tess hat seit nachts um 3 Kopfschmerzen. Die Kopfschmerzen dauern immer noch an und werden je nach Position und Druck auf den Kopf besser oder schlechter.
Ich bete zu Amonitas, dass ich von MigrΓ€ne verschont bleibe und das nur die Spannungskopfschmerzen aus der HΓΆlle sind

10.03.2026 09:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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09.03.2026 23:34 πŸ‘ 988 πŸ” 535 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

My friend has discount!! Comm him! His art is gorgeous.
Look at these Adeline drawings he did!! I love them a lot.

10.03.2026 05:44 πŸ‘ 234 πŸ” 41 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Please help my friend out, if you can!

10.03.2026 04:59 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Point and click comedy-adventure Deponia is free to own on Steam until March 16.

09.03.2026 18:55 πŸ‘ 57 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
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let a girl sleep

09.03.2026 17:46 πŸ‘ 428 πŸ” 211 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2
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Boss Mary transformation from the OG Silent Hill 2. I manually created each frame with keyframe animation to build this effect back then.

09.03.2026 15:25 πŸ‘ 1105 πŸ” 251 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 1
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Ihr lieben, ich habe eine PHYSISCHE Version von Pokopia ΓΌbrig und wΓΌrde die gerne fΓΌr 79,99 Originalpreis verkaufen. Kein Code wurde benutzt, Die Folienverpackung nicht geΓΆffnet.

MΓΆchte jemand?

(Kein dramatischer Grund, Paket kam nicht pΓΌnktlich und ich wollte spielen, also Digital it is.)

06.03.2026 14:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Get well soon πŸ’–

09.03.2026 09:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0