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@xerimichael

general ne’er do well and roustabout, I like playing and seeing live music

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this was my Monday

10.03.2026 14:16 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

nice, and happy belated birthday!

10.03.2026 01:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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She took of her shirt
She took off her bra
She took off her pants
You know what I saw

09.03.2026 14:33 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Personally I have been cutting off the bottoms of my blankets to attach to the tops to make them longer

09.03.2026 14:37 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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She took of her shirt
She took off her bra
She took off her pants
You know what I saw

09.03.2026 14:33 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

the fact that gw bush is treated like a goofy uncle tells us all we really need to know about accountability

09.03.2026 14:23 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

man, I’m so glad it is fucking dark as hell at 6:30am /s

09.03.2026 12:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

man, I’m having some re-entry blues after spending a fun couple of days with some of my oldest friends 😭

09.03.2026 01:13 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Who could have possibly seen this coming?

08.03.2026 22:32 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

There is a guy from Silver City at the Albuquerque airport who is stuck and has to have his wife come get him because they let him fly from Silver City here with an expired ID this morning but won’t let him fly back. It’s about 225 miles one way. Seems pretty fucked up to me.

08.03.2026 22:29 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

how the night ended

08.03.2026 21:48 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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fuckin rock stacking monsters up here in Santa Fe

08.03.2026 21:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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gm from the perforated butthole crew

08.03.2026 16:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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the friend weekend is going great

08.03.2026 14:58 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 8 📌 1
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me and who?

08.03.2026 06:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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finally, a club for the discerning gentleman

08.03.2026 01:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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my friends have a banging spot just outside of Santa Fe

07.03.2026 18:07 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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gm from my little friend

07.03.2026 15:02 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

thanks! now it’s morning!

07.03.2026 13:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

👀

07.03.2026 09:17 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

good morning and good night

07.03.2026 09:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I got to be 34 twice

07.03.2026 02:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Ok but look at this sweet little angel named Bigsbee

07.03.2026 00:40 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

conference over, bowl smoked, 12/31/93 Tweezer kickin, now to go link up with the high school homies

06.03.2026 20:37 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

you and Corey hart probably

06.03.2026 18:27 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

the color of ur enrg bb

06.03.2026 16:09 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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breakfast of champions

06.03.2026 14:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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surely that delicious rum cake i hoovered down wasn’t more than 115 calories, right @zzbenz.bsky.social?

06.03.2026 14:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I love to walk and start every day off with a walk but walking on a treadmill is not fun

06.03.2026 14:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

With that name he is surely a serial killer

06.03.2026 13:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0