The Purple Priestess

See, this is why we can't have billionaires.

Raise your hand ✋️ if you already knew a long time ago that Tulsi Gabbard was a Russian asset.

At what point are we gonna pull the plug on this regime?

All these generals are being called in for a high-priority meeting. Who else thinks the 25th is nigh?

Why would an anti-ICE shooter aim at detainees? Doesn't make sense.

What are they gonna do when he finally dies and 3/4 of the world celebrates? Asking for a friend.

Empathy is good. Murder is bad. The end.

Or how many of us are actually wishing it's true.

So much crime.

Here's an idea: Why don't we send the National Guard to the schools instead of having them pick up garbage in D.C.?

Give him a scarf.

Whoever has the goods, just release them already. The world needs the truth to prevail.

Except at 15 and 16, they weren't college students at all.

Whoever has the goods, would you please just release the kraken already? #epstein

I prefer political parties that don't support and protect pedophiles.

I hope GM understands that she is in peril even if she lies for him so she might as well tell the entire truth.

Now would be a perfect time to release the kraken. The whole thing, not just a tentacle. #epstein

#nottheonion FBI finds list Hillary allegedly wrote in pizza shop. Turns out, it was just a grocery list.

Just so tired of all the crimey crime.

Today was my birthday and I really only wanted one thing. It didn’t happen, but it’s probably what you also wanted.

Still waiting for that glorious day.

Only an abusive parent would kill democracy on its birthday weekend.

Okay, Elon...I guess it's back in your court. Or not.

They had those at Dachau too.

It's his party and he'll cry if he wants to 😆

called "So Good to See You Again" and in it she names all of her family and friends that she's seeing again plus famous folks like Frank Sinatra, Jimmy Durante and Ruth Buzzi (whom she met in the hallway, lol). She said, "Don't worry, it's so cool. Like a party." (2/3)

It was so like her to see the wildly creative even in the saddest things. Hope this brings some comfort to those who knew and loved her. (3/3)

This is for @jillsobule.bsky.social fans as comfort. I get messages from those who have passed and yesterday I got one from Jill. She is of course writing a song (1/3)

Same.

@stephaniemiller.bsky.social So very sorry about the loss of Jill Sobule today. Awful news. Loved her so much, especially when she was on your show. Devasted. 💔