Doctor in consultation: Is there any reason you might be stressed at the moment?
Me: ... I am a 50yo woman, with ageing parents and teenage children, living in the world.
Doctor: Yeah, fair enough.
Still hoping my £5 note suggestion may be considered, something to bring our fractured nation together
2026 makes 2016 look like 2006.
Living gargoyle, Bok, from DR WHO THE DAEMONS
World Bok Day
Apparently "the nudie dancer" from Roald Dahl's Tales of the unexpected is not an appropriate character for World Book Day.
kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it
Anyways.
Six years ago, his principles were entirely different.
"Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart of UNIT gave us this reaction..."
Nicholas Courtney appears on "The Harry Hill Show"
(transmitted 27th February, 2000). #DoctorWho #DrWho
Still thinking about Nick Robinson's peculiar chiding of Zack Polanski this morning for "only" having five MPs and a belief he can change things. Your reminder of how many current Reform MPs were elected as Reform MPs: Four.
"There should have been another way..."
And apparently, now there is.
Just want to give my support to @greenpartyhan.bsky.social & wish her the very best for Thursday.
She’s everything politics should be about… honesty, openness, not hating on others but caring for their wellbeing & fighting for the common good.
#GortonAndDenton
Vote hope, vote @greenparty.org.uk ✅ 🤞💚
Sir John Major holding his hands above one another
Then Norma would do a motion to indicate a large fish, then she would move her arms to signify a new, smaller fish. Finally, she would make her hands move around a shape not dissimilar to a medium sized, square cardboard box. Like this…
At creative meetings I accidentally-on-purpose say "bland" instead of 'brand' and then fake correct myself like I've misspoken. When I clearly haven't.
No other word has done more damage to the craft of writing in recent years than “content”. Even if you’re using the word “content” ironically, or as a cute little joke, don’t. When someone calls writing “content” they’re pissing on someone’s hard work & passion. “Content” is Technosatan’s henchword.
Monday
Orwell would not have believed how stupid people are.
An important reminder
"I might regenerate, I don't know"
Season 2 of World of Telly starts next week... youtu.be/MB-MZfhFUjQ
Can’t wait to post this on Monday with the caption ‘Monday’
Perhaps today could be an excellent day to bury bad Drews.
I reckon the last time the son of a sovereign was taken into custody in Britain was the Duke of Monmouth in 1685.
Chris: We're pushed for time, can you sum it up in a word? Spartacus: No. Chris: A sound? Spartacus: Wooaaaaauuuuhh. Chris: Spartacus, thank you.
No need to switch on the news today.
I don’t know who needs to hear Jesse Jackson leading the kids on Sesame Street in this beautiful call-and-response reminding them that every child is somebody, but here it is
It's devastating to me how much public money is being wasted in the British legal system purely on maintaining maximally destructive stances on human rights in service to the political ideology of the regime.
Nearly 3,000 people arrested for holding up a cardboard sign - most of the pensioners.
Starmer, Mahmood and Cooper care more about Israeli arms manufacturers than they do about the rights of British citizens.
Of course Labour are appealing the decision so holding up a sign is still illegal
I'm fucking tired of cunts. And look it too.
Nadhim Zahawi thinks London is now unsafe, because the other day a tired-looking man walked past him during the morning rush hour.
St asmr mer
