Covert Introvert

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I …. I just … I just want get used like dirty wanton slut today

8ish

Grieving someone who’s still alive is rough.

Because, for ME, sometimes it‘s them coming across your mind, or still caring for them + wanting to talk to them, but knowing it’s no longer your place to do so. And maybe even wondering if they’re going through that too, when/if they think of you.

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we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

My YouTube crush for almost a decade. 😻

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Anyway put Stephen Miller in direct sunlight

I’m ready to move.

I miss this man so much.

After literally walking into my office 5 minutes ago

I didn’t have to devour them kabobs like that.

… and nobody even asked me for all that. 😂😂

Got invited to go out to the fancy uppity negro bar by a woman I just met that clearly wants to fuck.

Also got invited to get tagged team by the freaky couple up the street.

I think Imma stay in the house.

Democrats: We have not yet begun to fight!
Voters: Why the hell not? What the fuck are you waiting for?

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MORE OIL, MORE OIL!

#monochrome #monday WFH edition

#monochrome
#monday

Hits follow button.

A real president does this.

Thank you to every veteran who’s worn the uniform and carried the weight for the rest of us — just respect 🇺🇸

I won go back

Black men are so beautiful

Fat ass

Yes please

Nooo, not D’Angelo!!

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“Got my baby daddy akin’ like my baby mama.” - Cardi B.

Where can I find more of his traps?